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Who wants to be in the dumb-ass club?

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Membership is restricted to the following 1. you must be drunk 2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance pay 3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting … Read More
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banned8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
Membership is restricted to the following

1. you must be drunk
2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance pay
3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting in front of a computer at 8pm on a friday night
4. if you meet the criteria for the above 3 points, you must accept your DUMB ASS membership with pride
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banned8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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#1
im in
banned#2
jamstaruk1972
im in


Are you drunk? Or at least getting drunk?
And what is your reason for being here and not out partying
1 Like #3
I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!

So.... I'm workin on bein a dumb ass :)
#4
1 ... not yet
2... worked 1 day this week (see #3)
3 ... got man flu & stomach pains (cant move much)
4 ... i already knew it so its just more official
banned#5
ClarityofMind
I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!

So.... I'm workin on bein a dumb ass :)


Get some beer down your neck, and come in on a temporary membership lol
1 Like #6
ClarityofMind
I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!

So.... I'm workin on bein a dumb ass :)


I've seen your posts......You're getting there:whistling:
#7
US1
Are you drunk? Or at least getting drunk?
And what is your reason for being here and not out partying


drunk, and no money to go out i earn a pittance remember?
#8
US1
Get some beer down your neck, and come in on a temporary membership lol


I cant drink beer *looks shocked*

I'm more high maintenance than that lol I need spirits!

But I'll accept the temporary membership lol

My good reasons for being online at 8pm on a friday are:-
I'm a Mum
I worked so frikkin hard this week I'm exhausted
The kids were on Easter break and I work from home so I'm double exhausted
My hubby wouldn't approve of high heels mini skirts and bars lol
#9
Train Driver
I've seen your posts......You're getting there:whistling:


lol sweetie, fank you! x x x
banned#10
No ty.
I'm already in the Noisy Ass Club.


PARRRRRP!

See?

:-D
banned#11
jamstaruk1972
drunk, and no money to go out i earn a pittance remember?


Ahh yeah, forgot the rules for a bit, I must be more drunk than I thought
#12
oh god ........give me my life long membership
banned#13
ClarityofMind
I cant drink beer *looks shocked*

I'm more high maintenance than that lol I need spirits!

But I'll accept the temporary membership lol

My good reasons for being online at 8pm on a friday are:-
I'm a Mum
I worked so frikkin hard this week I'm exhausted
The kids were on Easter break and I work from home so I'm double exhausted
My hubby wouldn't approve of high heels mini skirts and bars lol


Thats several good reasons, kick the hubby in the nuts for not helping more, and not letting you kick off your heels though
banned#14
queenlush
oh god ........give me my life long membership


You're in :thumbsup:
#15
US1
You're in :thumbsup:


cheers ....i work all week as a receptionist ....therefore everyones smiley fetch and carry gopher.....my husband works away all week so stays in digs ("prison") comes home Friday ....drops bag of washing off and goes for "a" pint ..i need to be on his level when he comes in so have a little voddie or three...it's purely to save my marriage of course lol
#16
I think that's the slip you have to sign should you want to buy a house in Northampton :roll:
#17
US1
Thats several good reasons, kick the hubby in the nuts for not helping more, and not letting you kick off your heels though


hubby doesn't help me much but he works hard and is a slave to our girls. Truly a taxi service to them lol
#18
1. you must be drunk
Nope I'm sober.
2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance pay
Umm...debatable, I think it'a poor but on the grand scale of things it's really not.
3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting in front of a computer at 8pm on a friday night
'cos I have work in the morning and bf is out so I'm all on my lonesome.
4. if you meet the criteria for the above 3 points, you must accept your DUMB ASS membership with pride
I don't match all three....that must mean I am a smart ass.:p
#19
bellabonkers
1. you must be drunk
Nope I'm sober.
2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance pay
Umm...debatable, I think it'a poor but on the grand scale of things it's really not.
3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting in front of a computer at 8pm on a friday night
'cos I have work in the morning and bf is out so I'm all on my lonesome.
4. if you meet the criteria for the above 3 points, you must accept your DUMB ASS membership with pride
I don't match all three....that must mean I am a smart ass.:p


smart asses are barred lol

set up your own club
#20
jamstaruk1972
smart asses are barred lol

set up your own club


Glad to see you agree though :thumbsup::p
[mod]#21
1 - Don't Drink
2- That'd be a nope
3 - That would also be a nope.

Can i still join? :-D
#22
Muwahahaha im in :) Happy dayz
#23
1. sipping a strawberry milkshake
2. been off for 2 weeks
3. kids are out and OH is on the settee
4. Off to join Bella in her new club :)
#24
bitseylango
1. sipping a strawberry milkshake
2. been off for 2 weeks
3. kids are out and OH is on the settee
4. Off to join Bella in her new club :)

And i ain't invited?
#25
Lulu'sMammy
And i ain't invited?


get that hot ass round here now :-D
#26
bitseylango
get that hot ass round here now :-D

God another wannabe bonker! Must be summit in the water!
#27
Lulu'sMammy
God another wannabe bonker! Must be summit in the water!


is that not you in your avi? :p
#28
bitseylango
is that not you in your avi? :p

Im not a he/she cheeky mare
#29
Lulu'sMammy
Im not a he/she cheeky mare


:-D
banned#30
Syzable
1 - Don't Drink
2- That'd be a nope
3 - That would also be a nope.

Can i still join? :-D


Nope :-D
banned#31
bitseylango
1. sipping a strawberry milkshake
2. been off for 2 weeks
3. kids are out and OH is on the settee
4. Off to join Bella in her new club :)


See ya ;-)
#32
I didn't get around to drinking any alcohol last night... do I have to hand in my temporary membership? lol
banned#33
ClarityofMind
I didn't get around to drinking any alcohol last night... do I have to hand in my temporary membership? lol


Thats alright I think I collapsed in a drunken mess on the bed shortly after I posted this lol.

I not much of a club president, though upholding membership point 1 in fantastic style.
#34
US1
Thats alright I think I collapsed in a drunken mess on the bed shortly after I posted this lol.

I not much of a club president, though upholding membership point 1 in fantastic style.


lol, I'm glad you had a good evening x x x
banned#35
ClarityofMind
lol, I'm glad you had a good evening x x x


Erm, I spent most of it alone, got so drunk I lost conciousness on the floor. Woke up with a blinder of a headache. Not the highlight of my life so far :?

PS. crawled into bed half way through the night lol
#36
US1
Erm, I spent most of it alone, got so drunk I lost conciousness on the floor. Woke up with a blinder of a headache. Not the highlight of my life so far :?

PS. crawled into bed half way through the night lol


awww, I spent much of it on here and then laid in bed reading a good book until my eyes closed lol
banned#37
ClarityofMind
awww, I spent much of it on here and then laid in bed reading a good book until my eyes closed lol


Sounds like a better more relaxing evening. I should perhaps take a leaf out of your book for tonight. I am definitely getting too old for this
#38
US1
Sounds like a better more relaxing evening. I should perhaps take a leaf out of your book for tonight. I am definitely getting too old for this


awww, take a couple of paracetamol and drink lots of water.. you need to rehydrate to feel better x x

shall I hide your beer tonight? lol
banned#39
ClarityofMind
awww, take a couple of paracetamol and drink lots of water.. you need to rehydrate to feel better x x

shall I hide your beer tonight? lol


Come round and keep me company if you like
#40
US1
Come round and keep me company if you like


my husband might not approve! lol

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