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Why Australia is in Trouble

mwaters28 Avatar
7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
The population
of the country is 20 million.


11 million are
retired.


That leaves 9 million to do the work.


There are
5 million in school


Which leaves 4 million to do the
work.


Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal
government.


Leaving 2 million to do the work.


0.1
million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama
Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 1.9 million to do the
work.


Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for
state and city
Governments. And that leaves 0.4 million to do the
work.


At any given time there are 18,800 people in
hospitals.


Leaving 381,200 to do the work.


Now, there
are 380,198 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do
the work.


You and me.


And there you
are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading
jokes.


Nice.real nice.
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
lol

sounds like a husband/wife thing!
#2
Very good. lol
#3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Australia#Age_structure.5B6.5D

Age structure

0-14 years: 19.6%
15-64 years: 67.5%
65 years and over: 13%
#4
As long as you work in the beer factory - we'll be ok!

You do work in the beer factory dont you!

No!


Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....:w00t:
#5
lol, like it
#6
You forgot to mention most of the 11 million retired are on big fat pensions they took with them when they moved to australia,
#7
I dont live in Australia...
#8
haha - funny

I wouldn't mind moving there - but I don't want to leave my mum!
#9
Butterflies
haha - funny

I wouldn't mind moving there - but I don't want to leave my mum!


Ok! but would your mum leave you?

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