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"*WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT* My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' *And then the fight started....* ************************* … Read More
rasanh Avatar
8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
"*WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT*
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
*And then the fight started....*
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
*And then the fight started....*
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
*And then the fight started....*
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment
I replied, 'Your eye sight's perfect
*And then the fight started....*
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my parents house.
*And then the fight started....*
***************************
Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and *again the fight started*"
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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
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john2020md is that you?
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wow , someone is looking for trouble , hope you have your running shoes on when the mrs sees this :p
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Top kek
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Welcome back to the 70s!
#9
You don't say!
Serves you right for being a Smartalec
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we fight because she won't admit she's wrong lol ;-)
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STRICKIBHOY
we fight because she won't admit she's wrong lol ;-)
I ain't spoken to my wife in 2 years - I don't like to interrupt her, just causes a row. :)
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OldEnglish
STRICKIBHOY
we fight because she won't admit she's wrong lol ;-)
I ain't spoken to my wife in 2 years - I don't like to interrupt her, just causes a row. :)
I know what you mean, take my wife










No Pleeeease take her
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airfix
OldEnglish
STRICKIBHOY
we fight because she won't admit she's wrong lol ;-)
I ain't spoken to my wife in 2 years - I don't like to interrupt her, just causes a row. :)
I know what you mean, take my wife
No Pleeeease take her
;)
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brand new un-used full set of encyclopedia britanica.

Don't need it - wife knows everything :)
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and then the fight started
1 Like #19
When the other half starts ask them write it down and you will read it when you come back.
#20
these are great ty for making me laugh x
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started. X)
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Read the Misc thread,
And then the fight starts.
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Women on the whole enjoy controversy because it makes them feel alive and prevents then from becoming bored.

So men, you have but to follow three simple rules.

1. Put up some resistance but learn when to give in.
2. Do the jobs that you are expected to do without procrastinating too much.
3. Only ever stand your ground when it really matters.

Then, on the whole you will have a happier partner/wife.
#24
splender
Read the Misc thread,
And then the fight starts.
Thats true X)
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*And then the fight started....*

Edited By: haritori on Sep 11, 2016 10:51
#26
I used his beard trimmer on my legs
*And then the fight started....* :D

Edited By: summerof76 on Sep 11, 2016 11:16
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summerof76
I used his beard trimmer on my legs
*And then the fight started....* :D

The first few weeks of their marriage were great, but after a while he started coming home late & drunk from the pub.

When he got home he never had any energy for sex.
One night he came home & asked his wife to come into the bedroom.
She quickly came in all excited.
He asked her to take her clothes off & do a handstand in front of the mirror.
She got really excited & did a handstand.

Then he put his chin in her crotch & said, "I guess the boys were right. A beard would suit me." *

*...and then the fight started...
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summerof76
I used his beard trimmer on my legs
*And then the fight started....* :D
The first few weeks of their marriage were great, but after a while he started coming home late & drunk from the pub.
When he got home he never had any energy for sex.
One night he came home & asked his wife to come into the bedroom.
She quickly came in all excited.
He asked her to take her clothes off & do a handstand in front of the mirror.
She got really excited & did a handstand.
Then he put his chin in her crotch & said, "I guess the boys were right. A beard would suit me." *
*...and then the fight started...
:D

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