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Why I Had To Change Hotels

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Why I Had To Change Hotels Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I pic… Read More
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
Why I Had To Change Hotels

Last week I checked into my hotel in Atlanta and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs.... Well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
lmao.
#2
:lol:

i thought it was a REAL story lol lol lol
#3
ilovepink
:lol:

i thought it was a REAL story lol lol lol


Who says it's not real? LMAO
#4
realfriendlyman
Who says it's not real? LMAO


:w00t:
#5
:lol:
#6
realfriendlyman;6314241
Who says it's not real? LMAO

im sure its happened in time past
#7
:giggle:
#8
awoodhall2003
im sure its happened in time past


I bet it has....you know how it gets when someone drinks alone and can't think straight. :w00t:
#9
Quite funny, but someone posted it pretty recently on here already.
#10
:giggle:
#11
LMAO :w00t:
suspended#12
Brilliant

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