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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
It's
always erect,
Stays up for 12 days and nights,

Has cute balls,

And looks good with the lights
on!

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Quite funny, although, why did you rip the **** out of yourself :thinking:
#2
dontdothatagain
Quite funny, although, why did you rip the **** out of yourself :thinking:


save others doing it:thumbsup:
#3
:lol: good one and sadly all too true in most cases
#4
Funny...... Anyone got more christmas jokes?? ........ Need a laugh.
#5
good one:-D:-D
#6
^^^^^^^ you made me spit my wine carley :w00t::giggle:
#7
:thumbsup:
But don't forget -- you can have too much of a good thing;-)
#8
women are like mobile phones

wifes are on contract and a prostitute is on pay-as-you-go
#9
How does Father Christmas take photos?


With his North Polearoid
#10
What does santa's wife always say to him?

Don't go out in the rain dear :-D
#11
Funny jokes EVERYONE!!..............how come i never heard of them before ???!!
KEEP THEM COMING...........
#12
fireheaven
:lol: good one and sadly all too true in most cases


I hope that doesn't include me......I'd be more than happy to prove myself. :thumbsup:

bigbob909
women are like mobile phones

wifes are on contract and a prostitute is on pay-as-you-go


I dunno about that but I know quite a lot of people that would emphatically agree with you. :giggle:

MORE4
What does santa's wife always say to him?

Don't go out in the rain dear :-D


As cheesy as that was.....it actually made me chuckle. :-D

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