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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

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Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car me… Read More
skusey Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of

which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest
when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £5.50 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes
-- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
skusey Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
in B4 the welcome back sarcasm
#2
welcome back? Where u been? Good one tho!
banned#3
skusey
in B4 the welcome back sarcasm


Have you been away?

Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple of minutes here and there.
#4
WB Skusey :thumbsup:

skusey
in B4 the welcome back sarcasm


Edit - I was being genuine
#5
lol if my legs had big warts??
#6
that made me smile.. thank you :)
#7
guv
Have you been away?

Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple of minutes here and there.


my reputation has been stained again, if you know what I mean:oops:
#8
guv
Have you been away?

Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple of minutes here and there.


suspended for calling a troll a door handle (or similar);-)
#9
skusey
supended for calling a troll a door handle (or similar);-)


But you changed that straight away?
banned#10
the same reason men die earlier without a women, and women live longer without a man
#11
DAMNOME
But you changed that straight away?


pardon?
#12
You called someone a knob?... but edited it - or so I thought that's what i saw?
banned#13
skusey
my reputation has been stained again, if you know what I mean:oops:


Didnt know.

At least it made someone very happy. (As sad as that is!)
#14
ahh so thats why! :thumbsup:
#15
guv
Didnt know.

At least it made someone very happy. (As sad as that is!)


Well I laughed - it was pretty funny
#16
DAMNOME
You called someone a knob?... but edited it - or so I thought that's what i saw?


worse that threatening someone, lets not start that again;-)
#17
skusey
worse that threatening someone, lets not start that again;-)


No - try and stick around a bit longer tonight :thumbsup:
#18
DAMNOME
No - try and stick around a bit longer tonight :thumbsup:


why, whats happening?
same old, same old I suspect



The only thing that changes is the red crosses instead of smilies
#19
Lol - have you ever felt that a stranger can know you and your personal business too well Skusey?
#20
ClarityofMind
that made me smile.. thank you :)


Made me depressed! Lol :(
#21
welcome back x x x
#22
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Too true!!

Welcome back.:thumbsup:

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