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Why men don't talk in toilets

birdyboyuk Avatar
9y, 9m agoPosted 9 years, 9 months ago
I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.
So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d/head in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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9y, 9m agoPosted 9 years, 9 months ago

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Now is that a true story or a joke?
lol how embrassing
happens all the time in MK..there bogs are for sitting down to use mobiles
thats pretty funny :giggle:
lol @ birdyboy :giggle:

Thats the funniest thing I have read on here:giggle:

Had me in tears:)
lol .
made me laugh anyhow!!!!!! birdyboy:giggle:
very funny, just got asked what i was laughing at :)
Lol, Funniest **** I Have Heard On This Board So Far
That's the funniest thing I've read for ages! ! !

but then again women arent as daft as men !!!!!:whistling:
but then again women arent as daft as men !!!!!:whistling:

I'd comment but it's too close to valentine's day. :-D
Almost as old as:

Two eggs in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "Wow it's getting hot in here!" the other replies "OH MY GOD A TALKING EGG!”

Can’t beat the classics :lol:

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