OK! OK! I should have known better........
Well, it certainly wasn't like that in MY day (A'hem!?) You know? When things were .... Well... OK so what you sow you reap, or whateva the saying is... Sumfin about sumfin coming back to haunt you! LOL!
I said TRICK!!!
And no sooner had I shut the door than my car and house and garage have been TRASHED with egg,, flour, gooo of some description spray string and thrown with such force that it made my fur go right up on its end!!
I am NOT impressed, and have suitably HISSSSED at the .... the .... the....
Well... Yes THEM!!
You wait - when I tell BUSTER next door, I bet he will scare em off good n proper with just one solatary WOOF! Not to mention his oh so husky
Oooooh it makes me Puuurrrrrrrrrrrr......
VERMIN! You just wait till I catch you! Ha, you wont be so slippery then!!
Now, I guess I will get water all over me when I have to attempt to clean up this god forsaken MESS!
Don't you just love em?
I bet they have been waiting ALL NIGHT for a mug like me to say trick, as everybody else is too scardy cat to say that and caves in and pays them off! Even then you have to cough up more than just a fur ball!
£2 bling quid each the last lot wanted!
I said - that's one awful lot of Felix you are depriving me of.....