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Why Parents Drink

loupomm Avatar
8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day
but had not phoned in sick .

Needing to have an urgent problem with one of
the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mummy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?

Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered
answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they
searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME . '
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
Lmao.
#2
lololololol!! :giggle: :giggle:
#3
Lmao - that's really good :giggle:........Sadie!......I haven't seen ya around for ages, hope everythings ok with you hun :) xx
#4
Is it wrong of me to say I'd already posted? But it's a good one worth repeating!

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/253754/why-parents-drink/
#5
berni888
Is it wrong of me to say I'd already posted? But it's a good one worth repeating!

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/253754/why-parents-drink/


sorry :-D i dont like to see jokes reposted either :oops:

mods feel free to delete :thumbsup:
#6
loupomm
sorry :-D i dont like to see jokes reposted either :oops:

mods feel free to delete :thumbsup:

Please don't delete, because all the new joiners will have missed it and it is really nice to share some laughter!
#7
thats great!
#8
really very funny!!
#9
Great had me laughing lots:)
suspended#10
lou ya bugga i thought that was serious lmao very funny loooool

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