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WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN!!!

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me ton… Read More
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?'

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.

'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:

'The big sissy.'


A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.

'Because I p*ssed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently.

'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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#1
V funny!

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#2
lovin the cat joke rofl :w00t:
#3
I used to ask if I could go and 'p!ss the cat' when I was younger, mum knew what I meant but other people looked at us strangely!
#4
the cat joke is the best - thank you for a chuckle!

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