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Win win win !! A 48hr Gold Xbox Live Pass

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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
Bit of Sunday fun folks and because I'm feeling generous

Write your best joke, u can pm me if it's rude :)

Best joke wins the pass by 9pm tonight

You can enter as many times as you want
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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Liverpool are an amazing football side.
Or Liverpool FC.



Edited By: Adam2050 on Jan 16, 2011 14:28
#2
I'm sick of you! One minute your biting my head off. The next your liking me out, then you start biting me all over!!!
God how i hate being a cream egg
banned#3
THIS made me laugh recently.

CONTAINS SWEARING!

(I don't want to be included in the giveaway pass by the way)

Edited By: JonnyTwoToes on Jan 16, 2011 14:44
1 Like #4
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.

'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'
#5
JonnyTwoToes
THIS made me laugh recently.

CONTAINS SWEARING!

(I don't want to be included in the giveaway pass by the way)
Sounds like one of the mafia lol.
#6
I dont want giveway but thought id post this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBrJBap6r3w

Its Splinter!!!!! X)

Dont know where leonardo, michaelangelo, donatello and rafael, are :p

Edited By: bob100 on Jan 16, 2011 14:51
#7
What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit????


An EGG!!!!!
#8
I logged on to my facebook the other night, and I wasn't sure why but everyone was being a real dick.

That's when I realised I was on chatroulette.
#9
Hahaha

Keep them coming folks :)
2 Likes #10
Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
*: we need some support or people are going to think were nuts! :)
1 Like #11
Katie Price and Amir Khan 'Close'
Alex Reid heard that Khan fingered Katie.
He said to Khan "OK the gloves are off"
Khan said "No they weren't"
2 Likes #12
I tried that thing today at the petrol station where you try and stop the pump bang on what you want to pay, but let it go a fraction too late and it stopped on £20.03.
"****!" I shouted and walked into the shop to pay.
"Unlucky, mate," smiled the attendant, who'd seen what I'd done. "Don't worry about the extra."
"Cheers, mate," I said as I handed him my tenner and **** off.
#13
i do not want the 48hr pass thanks just felt like posting some while i looked at some
#14
a man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
the librarian says, '**** off, you wont bring it back.'
#15
Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate; when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
#16
a woman walks into a bar and asks for an innuendo, so the barman gives her one...
#17
Hey mate, just thought i'd let you know some people were talking sh!t about you today, saying you eat c*ck sandwiches.

But don't worry, I stuck up for you mate, told those f*ckers you don't even like bread.
#18
I know its past 9 but...


A teacher asked the class if anyone had any relations that had been in the armed forces,boy replies my grandad was a soldier in the second world war and got shot in the ****,teacher says dont you mean rectum,boy replies rectum,it nearly bloody killed him
#19
GeneraloNeill Congrats mate you have won

I shall pm you the code

Thanks all for the laugh and a bit of Sunday funday

:)
#20
Generalineill

Did u get the code?

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