With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby !!
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her
relatives came to visit.
May we see the new baby? one asked.
Not yet, said the mother. Ill make coffee and we can chat for
a while first.
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, May we see
the new baby now?
No, not yet, said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, May we see
the baby now?
No, not yet, replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, Well, when can we see the
WHEN HE CRIES! she told them.
WHEN HE CRIES?? they demanded. Why do we have to wait until he
BECAUSE I forgot where I put him.