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With all the Liverpool fans once again claiming next season is their season - its time to give this an airing again.

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http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af268/jase301/scousegraph.jpg
#2
funny because its true.
banned#3
But it's different this time - King Kev is back.

Wait sorry....King Kev is Newcastle. Easy mistake to make.
1 Like #4
Liverpool will win everything next season as in highest crime rates, highest unemployed and not forgetting highest screech when they talk ha ha
#5
We hear the same thing every summer... It's our year X)

Never seen that pic before... Nice one X)
1 Like #6
calm down, calm down
1 Like #7
This is even better:

Professor Brian Cox attempts to explain Chelsea’s tiny title chances

Pop star physicist Brian Cox has made a short documentary in which he tries to demonstrate to football fans the infinitesimal probability of Chelsea winning the Premier League.

After their defeat by Manchester United, many people recognise that the London club still have a mathematical chance of regaining their title and have now turned to the one man capable of explaining such remote possibility in terms that football fans may be able to understand.

The professor begins the documentary in typical fashion, saying, “Just think of all the sand on all the beaches all over the world.”

“Then consider the possibility that just one of those billions of trillions of grains is flown around the world on the wings of a duck-billed platypus.”

“And imagine that tiny bit of sand falling from the feathers of that platypus and landing in the vagina of a virgin – a virgin in Sunderland – and for that grain to go on to impregnate her with the second coming of the baby Jesus,” Cox continues.

Billions and billions

“Then think of the chances that billions and billions of people across the globe will believe all that **** to be fact and worship that child for two thousand years as the Son of God.”

“Well that’s a bit like the chance of Chelsea winning the title,” he concluded.

“Or of Fernando Torres scoring again before the end of the season.”

http://newsthump.com/2011/05/09/professor-brian-cox-attempts-to-explain-chelsea%E2%80%99s-tiny-title-chances/
#8
Civic EG6
This is even better:

Professor Brian Cox attempts to explain Chelsea’s tiny title chances

Pop star physicist Brian Cox has made a short documentary in which he tries to demonstrate to football fans the infinitesimal probability of Chelsea winning the Premier League.

After their defeat by Manchester United, many people recognise that the London club still have a mathematical chance of regaining their title and have now turned to the one man capable of explaining such remote possibility in terms that football fans may be able to understand.

The professor begins the documentary in typical fashion, saying, “Just think of all the sand on all the beaches all over the world.”

“Then consider the possibility that just one of those billions of trillions of grains is flown around the world on the wings of a duck-billed platypus.”

“And imagine that tiny bit of sand falling from the feathers of that platypus and landing in the vagina of a virgin – a virgin in Sunderland – and for that grain to go on to impregnate her with the second coming of the baby Jesus,” Cox continues.

Billions and billions

“Then think of the chances that billions and billions of people across the globe will believe all that **** to be fact and worship that child for two thousand years as the Son of God.”

“Well that’s a bit like the chance of Chelsea winning the title,” he concluded.

“Or of Fernando Torres scoring again before the end of the season.”

http://newsthump.com/2011/05/09/professor-brian-cox-attempts-to-explain-chelsea%E2%80%99s-tiny-title-chances/


it isn't.
1 Like #9
This thread will probably 'mysteriously' disappear once Adam2050 sees it ;)
#10
not funny at all, i dont get it.
#11
maxmax
not funny at all, i dont get it.


What's not to get?

High expectations from Scouse fans in the summer months prior to the start of the season.
Season kicks off end of August and reality starts to hit home.
By Christmas they are hugely disappointed (as are many Scouse children not receiving presents).
For the remainder of the season they claim next season will be different.

It has been like this in the League since the early 90s. Same old.
#12
The mods should close this thread. It's not just about football, it's about insulting and mocking the people of Liverpool.
1 Like #13
truebeliever
The mods should close this thread. It's not just about football, it's about insulting and mocking the people of Liverpool.

Why close the thread? why not just delete the offending comments?....come on...have a sense of humour.
#14
truebeliever
The mods should close this thread. It's not just about football, it's about insulting and mocking the people of Liverpool.


If you follow the trend of insulting people in misc then you'll never walk alone.
#15
dtovey89
maxmax
not funny at all, i dont get it.


What's not to get?

High expectations from Scouse fans in the summer months prior to the start of the season.
Season kicks off end of August and reality starts to hit home.
By Christmas they are hugely disappointed (as are many Scouse children not receiving presents).
For the remainder of the season they claim next season will be different.

It has been like this in the League since the early 90s. Same old.

like i said its not funny and i still dont get it.
banned 2 Likes #16
truebeliever
The mods should close this thread. It's not just about football, it's about insulting and mocking the people of Liverpool.


Black armbands at the ready.
#17
maxmax
dtovey89
maxmax
not funny at all, i dont get it.


What's not to get?

High expectations from Scouse fans in the summer months prior to the start of the season.
Season kicks off end of August and reality starts to hit home.
By Christmas they are hugely disappointed (as are many Scouse children not receiving presents).
For the remainder of the season they claim next season will be different.

It has been like this in the League since the early 90s. Same old.

like i said its not funny and i still dont get it.


Must still be living in the 1980s then mate.
#18
calm down calm down barrie
#19
dtovey89
If you follow the trend of insulting people in misc then you'll never walk alone.


True of anywhere-online and off. There are a lot of morons around these days.
#20
1980`s/2011 not matter still not funny and i dont get it.
#21
truebeliever
dtovey89
If you follow the trend of insulting people in misc then you'll never walk alone.


True of anywhere-online and off. There are a lot of morons around these days.


Yes but in misc it's good to be a moron.
#22
please tell me what part is funny? i dont get it.
#23
FilthAndFurry
truebeliever
The mods should close this thread. It's not just about football, it's about insulting and mocking the people of Liverpool.


Black armbands at the ready.


LMFAO
#24
maxmax
please tell me what part is funny? i dont get it.

Wheres your famous scouse sense of humour?
Having a sense of humour begins with the ability to laugh at yourself (or your team!)

p.s im guessing ur a scouser from ur avatar.

Edited By: 50pEachwayJay on May 12, 2011 23:22
#25
maxmax
please tell me what part is funny? i dont get it.


If you don't get it GTFO the thread.
#26
dtovey89
truebeliever
dtovey89
If you follow the trend of insulting people in misc then you'll never walk alone.


True of anywhere-online and off. There are a lot of morons around these days.


Yes but in misc it's good to be a moron.


so you know you are a moron? now that is funny and true.
#27
thesaint
maxmax
please tell me what part is funny? i dont get it.


If you don't get it GTFO the thread.


why should i ?
am only askin a question.
1 Like #28
maxmax
dtovey89
truebeliever
dtovey89
If you follow the trend of insulting people in misc then you'll never walk alone.


True of anywhere-online and off. There are a lot of morons around these days.


Yes but in misc it's good to be a moron.


so you know you are a moron? now that is funny and true.


Boycott this thread like your city boycott the Sun.
Continue the dumb blonde act and you'll walk alone.
#29
maxmax
1980`s/2011 not matter still not funny and i dont get it.


It's not difficult... Every summer Liverpool fans say how it's their year to win the league and by December they are out of the title race, it's been like this for years
#30
FilthAndFurry
truebeliever
The mods should close this thread. It's not just about football, it's about insulting and mocking the people of Liverpool.


Black armbands at the ready.


X)

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