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My missus has gone out tonight for one of her 4 christmas parties. I dont have a problem with that but she left at 11.30 this morning and said that she would be catching the 7 o'clock train home so I … Read More
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
My missus has gone out tonight for one of her 4 christmas parties. I dont have a problem with that but she left at 11.30 this morning and said that she would be catching the 7 o'clock train home so I could pick her up at roughly half seven. 8 o'clock I get a text to say they missed the train and that she would be catching the 9.05 train. I thought fair enough, then I get a text at 9.20 to say they missed that train and they will be catching the 10.10 train. Thats where I draw the line.
Its saturday night, I want to also enjoy my weekend and have a drink and relax and watch a bit of tv. What really winds me up is next saturday she wants me to pick her up from another xmas party!!!at around 2am in the morning.
so that means me losing 2 saturdays on the trot.

I am not having it so I have now cracked open the cans ready for Match of the Day later and am now relaxing.

Seriously women are unbelievable sometimes.
Firstly I would never do that to her and secondly if I did holy hell would break loose!

That is all
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
tell her to get a taxi
#2
tell her to get a taxi

she should know its the weekend and sport overrules everything

put her in her place
#3
Men are rubbish.
#4
I'd start wondering why.....hmmmmm....is she playing naked horse riding by any chance!!
#5
well done on cracking open the cans :-) repped
#6
Spot on chap enjoy the footy:santa:
#7
Finnished?! ------------ Slap Slap Slap Slap

Thats You That Is!
#8
you need to change your avator- with one that has a thumb dangling over your head
#9
i would just get drunk and go to bed b4 she gets back she will prob only get on ur nerves anyway when she comes back drunk,i know my oh does,hes at his works do tonight too i will be in bed when he gets home or in bed pretending to be asleep lol
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Lulu'sMammy
I'd start wondering why.....hmmmmm....is she playing naked horse riding by any chance!!


No i reckon she is just dry humping the barman x :w00t:
#11
Did she mean the 7AM train?
#12
ha ha some good replies.

in all fairness she is probably living it up with some bloke somewhere but I don't care. We have been together 9 years and she knows I do not have mug written on my forehead. If she had been ready for when she did actually say she was coming home I probably wouldn't have minded picking her up next week but this just really takes the mickey.

And I know exactly what will happen......I will be the one to blame.
#13
Seriously women are unbelievable sometimes.
Firstly I would never do that to her and secondly if I did holy hell would break loose!


Sooo true!!!!
#14
She deserves a good sp nking If she hasent already had one:whistling:
#15
and to add, i will be making arrangements next week to go out with the football lads.
#16
she would have had a spanking if she had come home on time!!! ;-)
#17
brettytopbanana
ha ha some good replies.

in all fairness she is probably living it up with some bloke somewhere but I don't care. We have been together 9 years and she knows I do not have mug written on my forehead. If she had been ready for when she did actually say she was coming home I probably wouldn't have minded picking her up next week but this just really takes the mickey.

And I know exactly what will happen......I will be the one to blame.

Never mind, your fit, i can pretend to be single....lets just get dirty :)
#18
Tinkytayls;7203314
No i reckon she is just dry humping the barman x :w00t:


:giggle:

or the train driver :whistling:
#19
Lulu'sMammy
Never mind, your fit, i can pretend to be single....lets just get dirty :)


Your a quick mover :p
#20
renown;7203328
She deserves a good sp nking If she hasent already had one:whistling:


on my way.....will bring my own paddle :-D
#21
The other thing is I had also got a pizza in, Ive been playing football today so Im proper cream crackered and need to relax.

lulu's mammy how do you know im fit? and I dont mean that to come across like it does ( as if I think I am fit!!)
#22
I have just had a txt saying "so am I getting a taxi home"...........ummm looks like it.
#23
brettytopbanana
The other thing is I had also got a pizza in, Ive been playing football today so Im proper cream crackered and need to relax.

lulu's mammy how do you know im fit? and I dont mean that to come across like it does ( as if I think I am fit!!)

Been stalking you around South Wales :)
#24
Tinkytayls
No i reckon she is just dry humping the barman x :w00t:


lol dry humping thats what you do when your 14
#25
Lulu'sMammy
Been stalking you around South Wales :)


ummm...................................:thumbsup:

good stalking I aint seen you yet!!
#26
choc1969
on my way.....will bring my own paddle :-D


Always rely on you choc especially if there's any spa! " hang on i wasn't actually precise i couldn't make up my mind which word to use but Ok we'll go with spanking" :w00t:
#27
jamstaruk1972
lol dry humping thats what you do when your 14

Or when you don't wanna leave snail trails :?
#28
jamstaruk1972
lol dry humping thats what you do when your 14


Did you ?:whistling:
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jamstaruk1972;7203404
lol dry humping thats what you do when your 14


you aint never been clubbing in Bristol then lol :w00t:
#30
brettytopbanana
ummm...................................:thumbsup:

good stalking I aint seen you yet!!

Cracking stalker! I seen you in Bridgend i think ;)
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renown
Did you ?:whistling:


well i was 12 actually but done it for 2 years until the real deal
#32
jamstaruk1972
well i was 12 actually but done it for 2 years until the real deal


Pictures or ya lying :whistling:
#33
Lulu'sMammy
Cracking stalker! I seen you in Bridgend i think ;)


actually do I know you?
#34
brettytopbanana
actually do I know you?

U getting scared now?
suspended#35
jamstaruk1972
lol dry humping thats what you do when your 14


Well im 22 and still like it ....:oops::w00t:
#36
renown
Pictures or ya lying :whistling:


lol no mobile phone back n the day

youngsters dont know how lucky they are these days
#37
Lulu'sMammy
U getting scared now?


no I am intrigued!
#38
Tinkytayls
Well im 22 and still like it ....:oops::w00t:


call me old fashioned but i prefer wet humping the wetter the better:thumbsup:
#39
im 25 and havent done dry humping for about 10 years!
#40
jamstaruk1972
call me old fashioned but i prefer wet humping the wetter the better:thumbsup:


The same with a blow -ob:whistling:

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