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Women bite back

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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Its a new union

Here's a few for you wonderful race of peeps



Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...
banned#2
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
banned#3
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
banned#4
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
banned#5
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
banned#6
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
banned#7
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder'Instruction Manual.'
#8
hehe!!!
banned#9
magicbeans
hehe!!!


Did you like that, I thought I would support you ladies for once, instead of trying to hit on them :roll:
#10
Foosball Chum
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


:w00t: - funny
banned#11
MissRoo
:w00t: - funny


You tried it? :o
#12
Foosball Chum
You tried it? :o


:whistling:

no course not.

i was just expecting something else with the question, so it made me chuckle!
banned#13
MissRoo
:whistling:

no course not.

i was just expecting something else with the question, so it made me chuckle!


Oh what were you expecting :whistling:
#14
Foosball Chum
Oh what were you expecting :whistling:

something clean obviously :whistling:
banned#15
MissRoo
something clean obviously :whistling:


obviously :roll: ................I think you is lying :-D
#16
Foosball Chum
obviously :roll: ................I think you is lying :-D

mb :oops:

:w00t:
banned#17
MissRoo
mb :oops:

:w00t:


I can tell ;-)

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