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A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence. 'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.' 'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.' 'Lady, I d…
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Lmao good joke!
#2
Much better:thumbsup:
It doesn't really say that though does it?
#3
haha....
#4
Again, not very good (it was okay) .... Lol, you need to get some good ones mate
#5
I like it - much better than the normal predictable 'women are such bad drivers' jokes
#6
chrysha
I like it - much better than the normal predictable 'women are such bad drivers' jokes


I wish all women drivers where predictable ;-)
#7
Back to stereo-typical women driver jokes.....

Amusing old Harry Enfield sketch :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4

I also remember one of the "top tips" in Viz magazine from years ago that went along the lines of :

"Ladies ! Next time you drive to the supermarket, remember to pack a small broom in the boot of your car. That way, you will be able to clear the glass from the pavement each time you have a minor accident !"

Don't shoot the messenger, I think ALL women drivers are excellent of course.....
#8
stora
I wish all women drivers where predictable ;-)

I wish men were less predictable!
#9
chrysha
I wish men were less predictable!


lol
#10
it made me smile

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