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Women and Miles Show Us Your Tips?

churchillchurchill

So it has come to my attention some male members on here don't know what women want from a man.

I said male member lol

Anyway Females give the men your help and share your tips on how women like to be treated and also how can a guy get your attention.



I though do not need any advise as I am a god like woman pleaser

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    churchill
    miles136
    churchill
    miles136
    one more thing, if they will not do that thing you like - it is ALWAYS a personal hygiene issue, remember what it is next to, a quick rinse in the shower is not enough, you need soap water rinse and repeat at least 3 times, the soap MUST get right on the spot, right on the spot, and if you even have one little fart you must do it all again, their sense of smell is greater than ours


    I use a baby wipe but its a non scented one because I care that she doesnt get a horrible taste in her mouth


    it is not enough, honest


    Well how come she doesnt wake up hen?
    miles136
    rohipnoll is strong
    churchill
    Whilst were on the suggest whats this yellowygreen stuff oozing from the scabs on my nob
    miles136
    ur on your own with that one
    churchill
    miles136
    ur on your own with that one


    :(
    Ennui
    It is vitally important for any man who wants success with the opposite sex, that whatever advice females give to him on how to attract women, it is carefully listened to, scrupulously analysed, fully digested, then completely ignored.
    churchill
    Ennui
    It is vitally important for any man who wants success with the opposite sex, that whatever advice females give to him on how to attract women, it is carefully listened to, scrupulously analysed, fully digested, then completely ignored.


    You got something against gays
    Number1One
    miles136
    1, they like to be listened too - as in listening and not just looking like you are

    2, take an interest in what they wear, which is not just saying that looks great to everything, do not suggest boob tubes and very revealing clothes

    3, tidy up sometimes, not kick your old pants and socks under the bed

    4, romance, flowers, candles nice food and wine, stay in and chill sometimes, asking her to come out with you and your m8ts does not count

    5 be strong sometimes - DIY, gardening, you get up if there is a noise in the night make her feel protected

    6 nice comments from time to time - I love you, thank you for doing things for me. Your not as fat as you used to be, wow you've shaved, are not correct

    7, in bed, its not the 100 meters, take it slow, then a bit ruff, then slow and lots of body contacts, learn how to munch correctly, Brenda brace yourself or we can do it doggy while Corrie is on if you like is not good.

    8, after you have practised your horizontal communication skill, hold her, let her feel your strong arms, cuddle for a bit - rolling over and fating is defo not good, as it wiping yourself on the sheets or the curtains.

    get all this right and things will improve


    0 out of 10, Must try harder next time :p
    Number1One
    Problem is women think they know what they want, but they have absolutely no idea.
    greatest666
    miles136


    8, after you have practised your horizontal communication skill, hold her, let her feel your strong arms, cuddle for a bit - rolling over and fating is defo not good, as it wiping yourself on the sheets or the curtains.

    get all this right and things will improve


    Wait wut?
    When did that become wrong?


    Edited By: greatest666 on May 07, 2012 02:26
    churchill
    greatest666
    miles136


    8, after you have practised your horizontal communication skill, hold her, let her feel your strong arms, cuddle for a bit - rolling over and fating is defo not good, as it wiping yourself on the sheets or the curtains.

    get all this right and things will improve


    Wait wut?
    When did that become wrong?



    dont listen they love that kind of stuff
    Ennui
    churchill
    Ennui
    It is vitally important for any man who wants success with the opposite sex, that whatever advice females give to him on how to attract women, it is carefully listened to, scrupulously analysed, fully digested, then completely ignored.


    You got something against gays
    No, I imagine that gay men - being men - are rather more easy to please..
    churchill
    Ennui
    churchill
    Ennui
    It is vitally important for any man who wants success with the opposite sex, that whatever advice females give to him on how to attract women, it is carefully listened to, scrupulously analysed, fully digested, then completely ignored.


    You got something against gays
    No, I imagine that gay men - being men - are rather more easy to please..


    tell that to miles he has been ignoring all our come ons for years :D
    CrazyHorses
    1. Forget all that feminist rubbish. Open doors for me, especially the car door. If you see me carrying anything, take it out of my hands. The washing machine and kitchen sink are my territory as is the Hoover but you may Hoover occasionally. You take the bins out, mow the lawn and unblock the toilet should it become blocked.

    2.Never insult members of my family. I can insult them but you can't. Don't drone on and on about work. A simple "yes dear" or "no dear" will suffice when I ask how your day has gone. The same if you play a sport or have a hobby.

    3. If we go shopping, it is not weird of me to want to look at something for a very long time. You may think its ok to run in one shop, pick something up and pay for it in ten seconds, I don't. Do not hover behind me saying unhelpful things like, "you'be already got ten if them", or huff and puff looking agitated or start moaning about the prices.

    4. Try to notice if I have a haircut or wear something new. Comment positively. Don't then add that your ex wife has just got a new hairstyle, I'm not interested.

    5. Present buying is probably the thing you get wrong the most. I do not want the same cruddy pair if slippers from BHS that you are buying for your sister in law and ex wife from your kids. Don't ask me to give you a list either. Use your imagination, notice what I use, like etc.


    6. Don't use the phrase, "but YOU would" as a constant put down as no actually, I wouldn't!

    7.After making love it wouldn't hurt to cuddle for a few minutes before rolling over.

    8.Do not use the toilet whilst I am in the bath or bathroom. Shut the bathroom door whilst you pee.

    9.Being affectionate is very important. Tapping me on the head with your knob as you pass by me sitting on the sofa is NOT classed as affection.

    Edited By: funny.onion on May 07, 2012 03:47
    g8spur
    There is no one answer for women. To make things ridiculously difficult for men they are all very different. And to make it worse once you find a woman who you "get" she changes moods so often in a month that 90% of the time you won't have a clue. Just have to role with it I'm afraid!
    fanpages
    59 comments & Miles still hasn't posted pictures of his tip.
    Joey Bloggsy
    What did I say last night?

    I got a response from EL but no idea why oO
    shopstilldrops
    funny.onion


    9.Being affectionate is very important. Tapping me on the head with your knob as you pass by me sitting on the sofa is NOT classed as affection.





    I lolled ...X)
    g8spur
    shopstilldrops
    funny.onion
    9.Being affectionate is very important. Tapping me on the head with your knob as you pass by me sitting on the sofa is NOT classed as affection.
    I lolled ...X)


    I didn't. This is my best move :(
    WoolyM
    Guys let me just say that Miles would make a good agony uncle. X)

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