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Womens lingo

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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Yeah! That's me alright!
(LOUD SIGH)
:):):)
#2
:thumbsup: sounds good to me after all we are the superior sex ?
#3
Whatever!!!!
lol
#4
We are equal (cough)
#5
god thats soooo true. lol. how many times have you had your back up and then when asked whats wrong you've said NOTHING. lmao. I know i have.:roll:
#6
mrs moon 53
god thats soooo true. lol. how many times have you had your back up and then when asked whats wrong you've said NOTHING. lmao. I know i have.:roll:



:roll: don't know what you mean.............
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

This is the most dangerous of all....because it also means 'I did it because you are a useless inconsiderate lump who ignored my request and I'm now considering whether you are worth keeping around at all'.....
banned#9
Haha lol

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