DON'T TAKE YOUR HAT OFF.
>An elderly couple, Margaret and Syd, moved to Texas .
Syd always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, he bought them
wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and
Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Syd stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Syd, what's different? It's hanging
, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
Furious, Syd yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a