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Womens only joke

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
DON'T TAKE YOUR HAT OFF.
>


>An elderly couple, Margaret and Syd, moved to Texas .
Syd always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, he bought them
and
wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and
said to
his wife.
Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Syd stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Syd, what's different? It's hanging
down today
, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!'
Furious, Syd yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a
hat,syd.
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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http://members.home.nl/twoboxers/haha.gif
#2
Made me chuckle! Thanks
#3
:giggle:
#4
lol...
#5
heh very good, maybe margaret needs to come round mine

Its always up round mine heh heh heh :)

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