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I am actually a prisoner in my own home. Cannot find my key and m'lady locked the door on her way out this morning so I cannot leave the house. Window keys are also lost and I also cannot go out of my…
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[mod] 7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
I am actually a prisoner in my own home. Cannot find my key and m'lady locked the door on her way out this morning so I cannot leave the house. Window keys are also lost and I also cannot go out of my back door as I dont fancy trespassing over neighbours gardens.

Luckily for me my work found it rather funny.
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[mod] 7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
done the same thing before had to ring and say i cant get out :p
[mod]#2
kungfu
done the same thing before had to ring and say i cant get out :p


It just sounds so lame doesnt it!! Ahh well. A day on the sofa :)
#3
...kinky lol
#4
oh and my worst work excuse was when my car got broke into 3 nights in a row....work were not happy and needed to see crime number and damage and everything lol but I ended up leaving them a few weeks after so screw them :)
#5
sounds like a great fire hazzard
[mod]#6
lil_tiger
oh and my worst work excuse was when my car got broke into 3 nights in a row....work were not happy and needed to see crime number and damage and everything lol but I ended up leaving them a few weeks after so screw them :)


They obviously had trust issues didnt they!
[mod]#7
chelseabulldog
sounds like a great fire hazzard


Exactly what my work said....
#8
chelseabulldog
sounds like a great fire hazzard


or on a lesser note a stink bomb through the letter box would be very funny :giggle:

whats your address OP :whistling:
#9
magicjay1986
They obviously had trust issues didnt they!


I suppose looking back it does seem kinda far fetched but at the time I was that stressed out at the idiots trying to steal my car I really didnt care about work believing me or not lol
#10
That's scarey. Might be an idea to work out some kind of an escape plan in case of a fire. We have a hidden (we all know where it is) window key upstairs in case the worst happens.
#11
My OH locked me in when I was 9 months pregnant!!! Midwife had to climb in through the front room window to check me out and climb back out again.

Don't know what the neigbours thought :w00t:
#12
2 girls from my work.
Phoned in said that they mine have Swine flu, so work had to let them off.
#13
Once worked with a lad that had so many stupid excuses that they were put up on a Whiteboard for all to see.

They included

Run into a washing line night before and couldn't speak!

Sorry forgot it was Friday!!!!

Mum told me I didn't have to work today as a reward (he was 27!!!)
#14
KazzyD
Once worked with a lad that had so many stupid excuses that they were put up on a Whiteboard for all to see.

They included

Run into a washing line night before and couldn't speak!

Sorry forgot it was Friday!!!!

Mum told me I didn't have to work today as a reward (he was 27!!!)


I'm gonna try the washing line one tomorrow!!! :-D:-D:-D
[mod]#15
v2drinkers
Why dont you just admit you cant find the handcuff keys:whistling::whistling:


Not brave enough....:-D
#16
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL make sure you do something productive then. . . . .
banned#17
Get a pick axe ready to break a window in case someone pours petrol through your letter box :shock:

Mine must have been soz I'm in Bournemouth with my girlfriend I'll come in tomorrow instead

I work shifts. Saying that I've got a 99.9% attendance in 7yrs, 2 sick days ever
#18
i told work i got run over once (was a big fa lie)
banned#19
ilovepink
i told work i got run over once (was a big fa lie)


I've been run over twice, one was on the way to work they just told my girlfriend I had been run over by a tractor so she thought I was dead :w00t:

They let her go home early from work so not all bad
#20
OH locked me in before, couldn't find the keys anywhere.

When I heard the rubbish men outside, I asked one of them if he could see any keys outside and they were hanging out of the bloody keyhole with my car key attached (about 5ft fro my car!) :w00t:

I don't know how on Earth he managed that!

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