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The worst thing that you've touched with your bare hands

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because gloves are for wimps :-)
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4m, 4d agoPosted 4 months, 4 days ago
because gloves are for wimps :-)
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4m, 4d agoPosted 4 months, 4 days ago
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very embarrassed to say this but here goes. Still having nightmares.

About 5 years ago, went to for a job interview. Met the interviewer and shook his hand.
I got the job. . Only when I started working there, few weeks later, I discovered
he was a Manchester United fan. oO

https://media.giphy.com/media/V3GIbLKQ37Nbq/giphy.gif
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shadey12
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​but you didn't have to touch it, that was your choice. mmmm

Had to smell it though (_;)
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My ex
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MrScotchBonnet
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
Obviously been up the brown.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/10/double-take.gif
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White dog poo when I was a kid - thought it was chalk

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toilet u bend
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My own colon (kidding but made me laugh)
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A dead mouse that had been through the washing machine at a relatives house, i was trying to be helpful and hang out the washing and didn't realise what it was. A massive screaming fit ensued when i realised it was a dead mouse
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Graham1979
My own colon (kidding but made me laugh)
a tv license
#5
Doggie poop!
Ewwwwww!!!! Slimey and wet!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!:(
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Numerous dead people
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very embarrassed to say this but here goes. Still having nightmares.

About 5 years ago, went to for a job interview. Met the interviewer and shook his hand.
I got the job. . Only when I started working there, few weeks later, I discovered
he was a Manchester United fan. oO

https://media.giphy.com/media/V3GIbLKQ37Nbq/giphy.gif
banned#8
Picked up the hat of an old man who looked like was sleeping while standing and drooling, then afterwards, when I gave him the hat he started mumbling. Even when you're trying to do good people will still find a way to ruin that.

scrumpypaul
Numerous dead people
Morgue?
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Spasho
Picked up the hat of an old man who looked like was sleeping while standing and drooling, then afterwards, when I gave him the hat he started mumbling. Even when you're trying to do good people will still find a way to ruin that.
scrumpypaul
Numerous dead people
Morgue?


Nah - cop.
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Girlfriends man united shirt.

Edited By: Snakeyes646 on Oct 22, 2016 14:15: Edit
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My ex
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Raw chicken.
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A lost kid at a supermarket; taking him to the front desk whilst he was crying waaahhhh waaahhhh type. His snot was hanging loose and lo and behold as I walked him with my hand around his little shoulder- the 'motion' of walking got his hanging snot to swing back and forth and one end attached itself to my hand (the hand which I comforted him with by placing on his shoulder) the liberty.

I bawked the rest of the way to the help desk.
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White dog poo when I was a kid - thought it was chalk
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At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
banned 3 Likes #16
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(

Obviously been up the brown.
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MrScotchBonnet
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
Obviously been up the brown.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/10/double-take.gif
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airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(


​but you didn't have to touch it, that was your choice. mmmm
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shadey12
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​but you didn't have to touch it, that was your choice. mmmm

Had to smell it though (_;)
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Delusions ex.
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Was in the park having a lovely day with the dog and thought I'd chuck a stick I saw laying on the ground! It wasn't a stick!!!
#22
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(


​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it
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Grumpy_womble
Was in the park having a lovely day with the dog and thought I'd chuck a stick I saw laying on the ground! It wasn't a stick!!!

A peperami?
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theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it

It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
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airfix
theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it

It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.


​and that's the case for the defence your honour.
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my grandads eye lids after he'd passed away ... no one else dared to touch him :(
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do you get some job satisfaction from being a dirty dildo picker-upper-er :p

airfix
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
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airfix
theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.

This story smells a bit fishy to me :{
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moved lots of nasty things out of the way as an NTL engineer (once upon a time)

once asking for a hoover to clean up some brick dust.. i picked it up and the cleanest part of the carpet was the 8" square under where the hoover had been placed.. nasty horrid filthy house :( got paid double for that job!
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arcangel111
my grandads eye lids after he'd passed away ... no one else dared to touch him :(
:(<3
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DarkEnergy2012
do you get some job satisfaction from being a dirty dildo picker-upper-er :p
airfix
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
Lol, my mate wasn't too pleased when I pushed it under his nose, I think it touched his lips. :|

This was years ago, I've since grown up.
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airfix
DarkEnergy2012
do you get some job satisfaction from being a dirty dildo picker-upper-er :p
airfix
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
Lol, my mate wasn't too pleased when I pushed it under his nose, I think it touched his lips. :|
This was years ago, I've since grown up.


X) liar
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One of the first android tablets (resistive screen).
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shabbird
very embarrassed to say this but here goes. Still having nightmares.
About 5 years ago, went to for a job interview. Met the interviewer and shook his hand.
I got the job. . Only when I started working there, few weeks later, I discovered
he was a Manchester United fan. oOhttps://media.giphy.com/media/V3GIbLKQ37Nbq/giphy.gif

shoudl of took him for a haircut mate ;)
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airfix
theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
that what you told them at the hospital?
"yeah i was doing some work and it was dark, i tripped and fell on it"

Edited By: brilly on Oct 22, 2016 16:00
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arcangel111
moved lots of nasty things out of the way as an NTL engineer (once upon a time)

once asking for a hoover to clean up some brick dust.. i picked it up and the cleanest part of the carpet was the 8" square under where the hoover had been placed.. nasty horrid filthy house :( got paid double for that job!


​the state of some people's houses should have its own thread, the times I put plastic boot covers on to protect my footwear from their floor.
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Grumpy_womble
Was in the park having a lovely day with the dog and thought I'd chuck a stick I saw laying on the ground! It wasn't a stick!!!
An easy mistake to make if it was brown and sticky.
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brilly
airfix
theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
that what you told them at the hospital?
"yeah i was doing some work and it was dark, i tripped and fell on it"

Are you having those fantasies about me again billy?
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airfix
brilly
airfix
theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
that what you told them at the hospital?
"yeah i was doing some work and it was dark, i tripped and fell on it"
Are you having those fantasies about me again billy?
nah, thought i read about you in 'the metro' just :{
#40
brilly
airfix
brilly
airfix
theshepherd83
airfix
At a customers house, had to move the bed out of the way and there was a vibrator, it was smelly too :(
​could you not just kick out of the way....or at least at arms length so u didn't have to smell it
It was quite dark and it was a black one, just doing my usual speedy work and picked it up to clear the area, then realized what it was.
that what you told them at the hospital?
"yeah i was doing some work and it was dark, i tripped and fell on it"
Are you having those fantasies about me again billy?
nah, thought i read about you in 'the metro' just :{
lol, did you laminate it so the pages didn't stick together? :p

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