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banned5y, 11m agoPosted 5 years, 11 months ago
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My missus just opened an xmas card from her grandmother and read it out.......

"I hope your Christmas is Gay and Jolly"

The only thing missing was (no homo) so maybe it was meant!

Maybe there's something she knows that I'm not aware of!



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banned5y, 11m agoPosted 5 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Gay refers primarily to homosexuality, a sexual attraction toward members of the same sex. An earlier, meaning is happy or cheerful.

CRAZY STUFF.
#2
lol.. old people phases....

or maybe she thinks your gay ?oO

Your xmas present from her may be some napkins to use when your having your christmas meal..

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/british-benders-luxury-tomato-red-coloured-napkins-pack-of-50-10131-p[ekm]275x275[ekm].jpg

Edited By: RickT on Dec 13, 2010 18:38
banned#3
Adam2050
Gay refers primarily to homosexuality, a sexual attraction toward members of the same sex. An earlier, meaning is happy or cheerful.

CRAZY STUFF.


It gets worse. Whenever my Dad hears I've been ill, he says "are you ok, you've been a bit queer"!

Why have homosexuals stolen all these innocent words! LOL X)
#4
At least she didn't call you a **** ... although that may have been less offensive if she did.
#5
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/i/im_not_gay-2526.jpg
banned#6
mr.potato_head
At least she didn't call you a **** ... although that may have been less offensive if she did.


She probably does... just not in a Christmas card to her grand daughter and family!:D
#7
guv
mr.potato_head
At least she didn't call you a **** ... although that may have been less offensive if she did.


She probably does... just not in a Christmas card to her grand daughter and family!:D


I'm more surprised by the fact you have a missus.
banned#8
jellybaby22
Rip the card up guv .... How dare she suggest such a thing :p


My gran says it all the time .... It's an old people word


I'm tempted to drive round there and just say Nooooooooooooo.
banned#9
mr.potato_head
I'm more surprised by the fact you have a missus.


Well we don't all live at home with our mums and dads. X)
#10
guv
jellybaby22
Rip the card up guv .... How dare she suggest such a thing :p


My gran says it all the time .... It's an old people word


I'm tempted to drive round there and just say Nooooooooooooo.


Probably best to take off the stilletos and makeup first
#11
guv
mr.potato_head
I'm more surprised by the fact you have a missus.


Well we don't all live at home with our mums and dads. X)


Some people live at home with Dad and Dad though
banned#12
mr.potato_head


Probably best to take off the stilletos and makeup first


Excuse me. I don't wear make up.
banned#13
No money in the card?........disgusting
#14
My Gran had an odd turn of phrase as she called the get togethers after a funeral wakes but also called the funfair wakes,maybe she thought they was dangerous? May she rest in peace.


There's nowt so queer as fo.lk.


Its just these odd expressions old folks have that have been bastardized* by the yoof of today.



*bas·tard·ized, bas·tard·iz·ing, bas·tard·iz·es
1. To lower in quality or character; debase.
banned#15
Yeah, I'd punch her square in the face. How dare she.
banned#16
mr.potato_head
Some people live at home with Dad and Dad though


This is getting rather odd now Spud man. Is there something you need to get off your chest.

goldmax
No money in the card?........disgusting


**** knows. I didn't open it!

harlzter

There's nowt so queer as fo.lk.


Maybe she's seen it on TV?
#17
I don't use gay in that context,but what's wrong with jolly,it's a nice word :D
1 Like #18
this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200
banned#19
black gerbil1
this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200


Either his grandmother or his mother gave birth at around 130 then. Bad maths.
1 Like #20
If you find yourself leering at my avi GUV,it's time to worry!!
banned 1 Like #21
black gerbil1
this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200


Yes, I made it all up. Its a desperate thing I do on here for attention. It's a fair cop.

PS.... do you also think my missus will still be knocking out kids at 75 like her parents and grand parents?
1 Like #22
black gerbil1
this is obviously a fabrication, since guv is 45, his wifes grandmother must be about 200

"fabrication"-possibly the ULTIMATE pot/kettle/ black quote of all time

Edited By: barky on Dec 13, 2010 19:05
#23
Have a gay new year also guv!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3160/gaysex.jpg

(gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)
banned 1 Like #24
numptyj
Have a gay new year also guv!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3160/gaysex.jpg

(gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)


Google or hardrive?
#25
are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.
banned#26
NAMEOFTHE GAME
are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.


Thanks for clearing that up.
#27
NAMEOFTHE GAME
are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.

really? oO


;)

Edited By: smithyp1 on Dec 13, 2010 19:46
2 Likes #28
NAMEOFTHE GAME
are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.


Just as well you stepped in there with that sage advice, otherwise people wouldn't have got the joke at all.
#29
NAMEOFTHE GAME
are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.


Are you Guvs wifes nan?
#30
numptyj
Have a gay new year also guv!http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3160/gaysex.jpg(gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)

looking well guv ......
#31
JonnyTwoToes
numptyj
Have a gay new year also guv!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3160/gaysex.jpg

(gayest pic I could find without going over the edge into porn ha)


Google or hardrive?


lol google I can confirm I no image of that persuasion on my HDD
#32
this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks
banned#33
NAMEOFTHE GAME
this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks


Must...... resist....... obvious....... pun.......
#34
NAMEOFTHE GAME
this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks


pretty much like your post, fella/lady,sorry unsure of your gender, I don't want to make assumptions.

Edited By: richp on Dec 13, 2010 20:11: .
banned#35
NAMEOFTHE GAME
are u all retarded gay means happy and queer means odd.


I guess that makes it fine to hear you're happy and odd then! :D

numptyj
I can confirm I no image of that persuasion on my HDD


You should be careful. Your camera SD card might fail and you'll lose all those "precious" moments! xxx X) (lots of homo)

starsparkle2311
NAMEOFTHE GAME
this is a pretty immature thread tbh full of ignorant dicks


Average misc thread then...................


My threads are much classier than "average" and my dick is neither ignorant or average either! (srs)
#36
guv


numptyj
I can confirm I no image of that persuasion on my HDD


You should be careful. Your camera SD card might fail and you'll lose all those "precious" moments! xxx X) (lots of homo)


own a sony camera brah so dont understand what an sd card is :p
#37
I love old folk and just laugh when they get it sooooooooo wrong. I had a lady last week who is in her 80's telling me she thinks that scan of her p enis (should have been pelvis!) was wrong and there is definitely something wrong with her X) She also called up the concierge telling them her vibrator wasnt working (her intercom lol)

Very difficult to change the oldies - they are so politically incorrect in today's society with their terms!

Edited By: bossyboots on Dec 13, 2010 20:33
#38
Best of luck SS - fingers crossed for you
banned#39
numptyj
own a sony camera brah so dont understand what an sd card is :p


I was talking about the micro SD in your phone silly! Don't be shy. There's nothing wrong in being happy or odd. (Did you see what I did thar!)

starsparkle2311
LOL, whoah too much info, calm down Guv my post wasn't aimed at you personally :D


Erm.... I know SS!

bossyboots
I love old folk and just laugh when they get it sooooooooo wrong. I had a lady last week who is in her 80's telling me she thinks that scan of her p enis (should have been pelvis!) was wrong and there is definitely something wrong with her X) She also called up the concierge telling them her vibrator wasnt working (her intercom lol)

Very difficult to change the oldies - they are so politically incorrect in today's society with their terms!


My old man comes out with some corkers too! And yes, absolutely spot on about PC incorrect.

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