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WTF is wrong with Women...

black gerbil1 Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
I went into House of Fraiser today with my mate, he was trying some stuff on so I sat down. While I was relaxing this women ( 5'9, 165lbs appox, blue eyes, blonde hair) comes out one changing rooms with some jeans on, her mates goes they looked good.

I think because I was dressed so well (serious) she asked for my opinion, I said "do you want me to be honest" , she laughed and said yeah be "brutal" in a playful manner. I said " if I was being honest, it makes your bum look big, try black, its more slimming".

She got mad (WTF), calls over some shop assistant and told him what happened, he was some skinny newbie it looked like, and he didn't know what to do, I would of beaten him if I really wanted to, so he calls his supervisor and I was told to leave and not come back for 24 hours.

Should I complain to the store, maybe ill get a £100 voucher which I can give to my mom or something?
Why dont women like being told the truth, when they ask for it?
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
:o

by any chance are you single?
banned#2
You were well within your rights telling the fat arsed cow the truth.:whistling:
#3
complain, you did nothng wrong against the store
#4
i take it your not married then,lol
you have got a lot to learn
if they ask you a question that needs an answer RUN
#5
WHY DID god create Adam before Eve


because hid didnt want anyone telling him he was doing it wrong
#6
good advice jellybaby22... i would do exactly the same lol :D
#7
:lol:

Nice one.
#8
reminds me from the 'cos yous are f***kin elephants!' scene from In Bruges :-D

She did ask you to be brutal, her own fault if she didn't want to hear anything negative
#9
jellybaby22
To be honest...she asked.....your not her husband/boyfriend so you get nothing out of lying to her......good for you for telling the truth...she needed to know.....
As for the shop...complain..take it as far up the chain as you can and milk them dry!!!!!:p


she wasn't really overweight or anything, but to my taste of women, she was, so I called it how I saw it. her BF looked above 15% so I commented,
#10
gerbil is a muppet
banned#11
yeah of course you did sweetie
#12
Karim786
gerbil is a muppet

wow nice explanation there, a mod can lock this thread now I have received all the information I needed there.

/scarcasim (dont really lock)
sassie
yeah of course you did sweetie

thought so, some women need to be more mentally strong IMO
nono2522
:o

by any chance are you single?

yes I am now
banned 1 Like #13
All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained to the kitchen.:whistling:
#14
Good story, plot needs more work.
#15
Prissymiss
All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained to the kitchen.:whistling:

thats a bit harsh, but I sort of like the idea.
Abvance
Good story, plot needs more work.

go away troll.
banned#16
Prissymiss
All woman that are below and 8 out of ten should be kept indoors chained to the kitchen.:whistling:


8 out of 10 in whose eyes hun :w00t:
#17
Why do women do that with blokes?

Does this look ok?

No it shows the bulges - goes off in strop, moaning about being overweight etc etc

Yes that looks fine - You're just saying that to hurry me up! You'd say I looked good in a potato sack, to get me to hurry, you didnt have to come shopping with me nobody made you etc etc


Thers some you'd bed, some you'd wed but by god try finding one you can win with.......................
banned#18
sassie
8 out of 10 in whose eyes hun :w00t:


Black Gerbils of course. Obviously his word is law:whistling:
banned#19
harlzter
Why do women do that with blokes?

Does this look ok?

No it shows the bulges - goes off in strop, moaning about being overweight etc etc

Yes that looks fine - You're just saying that to hurry me up! You'd say I looked good in a potato sack, to get me to hurry, you didnt have to come shopping with me nobody made you etc etc


Not all women, i would only ask a man or a women for an opinion if i wanted one, hence to say i dont bother
banned#20
black gerbil1
thats a bit harsh, but I sort of like the idea.

go away troll.


How do I go about getting ignored again:whistling:
banned#21
Prissymiss
Black Gerbils of course. Obviously his word is law:whistling:


LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks
banned#22
sassie
LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks


In his world he can do whatever he pleases.:-D
#23
Hahaha

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z261/pakuorg/fail.jpg
banned#24
Prissymiss
In his world he can do whatever he pleases.:-D


yeah guess so
#25
harlzter
Why do women do that with blokes?

Does this look ok?

No it shows the bulges - goes off in strop, moaning about being overweight etc etc

Yes that looks fine - You're just saying that to hurry me up! You'd say I looked good in a potato sack, to get me to hurry, you didnt have to come shopping with me nobody made you etc etc


Thers some you'd bed, some you'd wed but by god try finding one you can win with.......................


I agree 100%, tbh if women spent 50% of the time in the gym instead of watching talk shows, I wouldnt need to say this stuff to them in stores.
sassie
LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks

lol not being vain but im probably the hottest person on this forum
#26
black gerbil1


lol not being vain but im probably the hottest person on this forum


We'll be the judge of that. Post pic.
banned#27
black gerbil1
I agree 100%, tbh if women spent 50% of the time in the gym instead of watching talk shows, I wouldnt need to say this stuff to them in stores.

lol not being vain but im probably the hottest person on this forum


put up or shut up :p
banned#28
Wouldn't it be quicker to answer the question:-

What is right with women?

:roll:
#29
sassie;2603265
LMFAO, until he shows his picture he can hardly judge anyones looks

Dont worry, Ive found one in his profile on another site:

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/1.jpg
banned#30
sassie
put up or shut up :p


Can't picture either happening:-D
#31
harlzter
Dont worry, Ive found one in his profile on another site:

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/1.jpg


DONT BE MEAN!
#32
I've got a live feed from his house right now! http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg
#33
sassie
put up or shut up :p

frollickingfrill
We'll be the judge of that. Post pic.


lol like I need any seal of approve of you peasants:)
banned#34
and bet both of them are actally better looking than bg - bless
banned#35
black gerbil1
lol like I need any seal of approve of you peasants:)


good job really:roll:


I am also starting to wonder how many people use your account, things are starting to look like it aint just the one person
#36
http://www.geocities.com/neocentromere/cockerel.JPG

...Too subtle? :whistling:
#37
sassie
good job really:roll:


I am also starting to wonder how many people use your account, things are starting to look like it aint just the one person


just one.
banned#38
Celticsun
http://www.geocities.com/neocentromere/cockerel.JPG

...Too subtle? :whistling:


A little, yes:-D
#39
Prissymiss
A little, yes:-D


Thought you'd get it :thumbsup:
#40
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/man.jpg

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