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"Yo Mamma Jokes". I want some good ones. No rudeness please....

badmanmeow Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
I want to see how many yo mamma jokes we can get here. One from me. "Yo mama is so poor that when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, she stuck her head out of window and said DING DONG"

Please do not be offended by any of these because they are not directed at anyone... LOL
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Like it! Don't know any yo mamma jokes though:oops:
#2
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
#3
from Eddie Murphy film, forget the name now.

Yo momma is so big, when i was having sex with her i rolled over twice and i was still on top of her.
#4
Yo mamma so ugly that your daddy takes her to work everday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
#5
Yo mamma is so fat that each time she swims in the sea she drowns a thousand penguins

Yo mamma is so ugly that she has a picture of Luke Chadwick instead of a mirror
#6
yo mamma so fat she's got her own area code!
#7
yo momma so fat she bleeds gravy

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
#8
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
#9
yo mamma so narrow minded, when she once had an idea, it came out folded.
yo mamma is so ugly, when she was born, they slapped her mums face.
#10
Yo mamma is so fat that she got baptized in sea world!
#11
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#12
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter..(or) she puts the sun out of business
#13
badmanmeow
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter..(or) she puts the sun out of business


Thats quite poor
#14
#15
nice ones guys!
#16
MANJ_007


I prefer people to use ones that they know...:thumbsup:
#17
Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch!
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.
#18
Leer
nice ones guys!


Cheers mate, it's all for the entertainment of our people lol
#19
Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought a quarter back was a refund
#20
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
#21
Yo Momma is so thick, she starved to death after being locked in Tesco.
#22
YO MOMMA, is so poor....I saw her on the street one day wearing just one shoe and I said, "Hey lady have you lost a shoe?"...and she said "No, I just found one!!!!"
#23
Fantastic video of yo mumma jokes http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809883
#24
yomama is so dumb she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor.
yomama is so fat when she steps on a scale it says, to be continued....or one at a time
#25
jonnyq;1835508
I can't take credit for this one - I heard it from a friend

yo mamma is like a bowling ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and then picked up again


Another is

Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
banned#26
Yo mama is so fat, when a bus ran into her she turned and shouted 'Oi Who threw that rock'
#27
danrus


Yo mamma is so ugly that she has a picture of Luke Chadwick instead of a mirror
hey shut up!!
#28
your mum is so dumb that she starved to death in tesco.

your mum is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to cook minute rice
#29
yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
#30
Yo Mama so fat her high scholl picture was an aerial shot

Yo Mama so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

Yo Mama so fat I could ride the wave in
#31
Yo mama so fat she has smaller fat momas orbiting her
banned#32
badmanmeow;1834799
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl


Mmm giant Super Bowl of Sugar Puffs :-D
banned#33
Yo mamma so old that when she walked in an antique store they kept her.

Yo mamma so old that when she reads the bible she reminisces.
#34
your momma so fat she sits next to everyone in class!
your momma so old she saw passion of christ LIVE!
your momma so poor she waits outside kfc and licks other peoples fingers
#35
Yo Mommas house so nasty, I have to wipe my feet when I am leaving.
#36
yo mammas so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
#37
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the telly and watched the sofa
#38
Your Momma's so fat I burnt my bum on the lightbulb!
#39
yo momma is so old that when she dated jesus,she was 25

yo momma is so old that one of her pets was from noah's ark

yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt people started yelling taxi

yo momma is so dumb she thought a quater back was a refund

yo momma so poor that when i asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner

yo momma is so poor that when i saw her kicking a can i asked what are you doing she said moving

yo momma is so fat that when she fell i tried not to laugh buy the ground started cracking up

yo momma so fat that i had to look at her twice to see her once

yo mooma so fat...well i don't know if she is fat or skinny because i never met the guy

yo momma is so ugly that when she went to compete for worlds ugliest person the people said we don't accept professionals

yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the sky she got stuck

yo momma so ugly that she made the blind man cry

yo momma so ugly that people wore her for halloween

stop telling your mother to change her lipstick or soon i'll have a rainbow colored d***

what is the diference between the titanic and yo momma: while the titanic sunk yo momma floated

yo momma is like a brick; heavy hard and laid by mexicans

yo momma is like a vacume;she sucks,she blows and is laid in the closet

yo momma so ugly that she made the onions cry

yo momma so fat that when she laid in bed the bed said abcdefg GET THE F** UP OFF OF ME!

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

yo momma stink so bad that when she went in the bathroom the dog walked in and said hold up wait a minute let me put some bleach in it

yo momma so stupid that she put an energizer up her butt and said i got the power

yo momma is so fat that it takes 5plane 4trains and 3taxis just to get around you

yo momma's lips are so big that when she asked for her chapstick i gave her a deoderant and said here you go

yo momma so skinny that she can hoolahoop with a cherio

yo momma is so short that she can do flips under her bed

yo momma is so short she can swing her legs off the curb

yo momma so stupid that when i said i am going to the super bowl she got a large spoon

yo momma so stupid that when i said isn't it chilli out here she got a spoon and some chilli

yo momma's teeth is so gaped that she got highways between them

yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she close her mouth her stomach light up

yo momma's teeth so yellow that the sun said that's my baby

yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she close her mouth her eyes light up

yo momma is so stupid that when i said fill the gas tank she started farting in her car

yo momma so fat that she uses a tree as a toothpick

yo momma is like a light bulb,everybody can turn her on

yo momma is so bald that when she got braids it looked like stiches

yo momma so bald that you can see what is on her mind

yo momma so bald that when she took a shower she got brain washed

yo momma is so tall that when she did a backflip she kicked jesus in the mouth

yo momma so fat,dumb, and clumsy that when she was going to wal-mart,she tripped ove k-mart and fell right on target

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