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Yo' Muma jokes

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banned7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
Whos got the funniest and most origanal one?

i know its juvenile but i have been reading total tea bags for the last hour so thought i'd add some sugar xD
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banned7y, 3m agoPosted 7 years, 3 months ago
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#1
Yo' Muma's so fat she has smaller fat Mumas orbiting her.........................
banned#2
your mums so fat, she sat on a 50 pence piece and a booga came out the queens nose! :roll:
banned#3
your mums so fat when i was scre#ing her i rolled over twice and was still on top of her!
#4
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
banned#5
cribert
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


lmao @ the first one
banned#6
your mums so fat when she gets 'on top' she burns her booty on the light bulb...
#7
Yo muma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skettels came out!
banned#8
FatRocker
Yo muma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skettels came out!


skittles - but still funny... :-D
banned#9
yo muma so fat when she falls over and cuts her knee, gravy comes out!
#10
yo muma so fat her class picture was an aerial shot
#11
yo mammas glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving!!
banned#12
timdibs
yo muma so fat her class picture was an aerial shot


LMFAO.. NOT HEARD THAT ONE B4
#13
You mams so old she was at the last supper.
#14
Do they still make the tv show "Yo Momma"
#15
your mamma's so fat when she sits at the back of the bus, the bus does a wheely
#16
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
#17
Your mamma's so old, she has cheese in her tits
banned#18
Your Mums So Old She Feeds Her Baby Powdered Breast Milk
#19
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
#20
Your mamma's so dumb, when she got pregnant she asked ur dad "how do i know it mines?"
#21
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
#22
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund
banned#23
FatRocker
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!


LOL :-):thumbsup:
suspended#24
yo momma so dirty when she had phone sex she got a ear infection:oops:
#25
Tinkytayls
yo momma so dirty when she had phone sex she got a ear infection:oops:


http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q129/stiffy_008/509ace51.gif
banned#26
Tinkytayls
yo momma so dirty when she had phone sex she got a ear infection:oops:


LMAO... NICE ONE
#27
Yo muma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
suspended#28
massmail666
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q129/stiffy_008/509ace51.gif


pmsl
banned#29
Pmsl?
banned#30
no one ever told me what pmsl means??!?!
1 Like #31
Unlike rosa parks your mum likes it at the back of the bus.

Your mums so poor at KFC shes licking other peoples fingers.

Your mums so poor when you press the doorbell she runs out and says ding dong

your mums so poor you have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
banned#32
Met-Cast
Unlike rosa parks your mum likes it at the back of the bus.

Your mums so poor at KFC shes licking other peoples fingers.

Your mums so poor when you press the doorbell she runs out and says ding dong

your mums so poor you have to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.




last 3 where excellent.. lol :p
#33
Your mum's so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.
#34
Your's mums so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
#35
Yo mama is so fat, each time she wears a yellow rain jacket, people shout TAXI

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
#36
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
#37
yo momma is so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang

yo momma is so fat that her belt size is equator

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