Went to view a house i really liked the look of today, it's "supposed to be empty" it looked imaculate from the photos and its in a nice part of town. Got there and no one arrived to show me round so i sat outside in the car thinking they had been delayed. after 10mins i noticed a window open upstairs so off i go to knock on the door again, out peers a young male, followed closely buy a young female. Anyhow, the door opens and i say hi, i've come to look around...blank stare "are you the owner" i say...nope says the young lad i just rent it. "oh i say" followed by a silence and blank stares as we both figure out what to do.
well says the young lad after a minute, ermmm.....( and he looks very sheepish) you can come in if you like but its a bit messy it was my 21'st and we had a party last night ( i think he thought i was there to complain at first) So in we go....OMG....Messy was an understatment. There had been a BBQ outside AND inside, there was a motorbike was 'parked' in the hallway. There were pots of sand with dumps in everywhere and that "strange" smell in the air
the lovely cream walls had black smudges all over them ( god knows) off we go into the kitchen to be greated with an asda trolly. as if this wasnt enough, the young lad, trying to be accomodating takes us upstairs to show us the bathroom very nice, it was still white and in one piece. i look into the doorway of the4 main bedroom ( the only one with a door open) to be greated by the sight of a girl huddled behind a duvet. ummm says the lad sheepishly again, sorry i cant show you those rooms there are people in there. My mother is now in hysterics (laughing) and i'm just in shock. the place was trashed. My god he had had a good birthday. So mr X if you read this ( unlikely though it is) You sure know how to party lol