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You have got to laugh!

nlambert Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, in every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno............Never found the head!
nlambert Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Keep Them coming. :-D
#2
omg lol!
#3
lol...made me giggle :-D
#4
:lol: brilliant, so good im going to tell it to my m8s n pretend i mad it up :lol:
#5
micoo
:lol: brilliant, so good im going to tell it to my m8s n pretend i mad it up :lol:


trust you llol
#6
Having It With A Headless Corpse What A Narcistic ******
RYMES WITH SUGAR
#7
lol :thumbsup:
#8


For the benefit of the people that did not read it that time!!!! Never enough repeat jokes on here!!!!
#9
No oral then?:w00t:

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