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you know when your married

fozey Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didnt say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, Whats for dinner, Batman?
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
LMFAO! Very funny!!
#2
:w00t::giggle::lol:
#3
Like it, have some rep!
#4
Spot on!:thumbsup:
#5
he he he!! That's the kinda thing my husband would say!!

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