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Your best put down

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Ok we have had a lot of the best/cheesiest chat up lines lately so how about your best put down My favourite is - If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards Read More
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Ok we have had a lot of the best/cheesiest chat up lines lately so how about your best put down

My favourite is -

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
I always enjoy: You can't polish a turd! :thumbsup:
#2
"Can I buy you a drink?"

"I rather have the money"

Ouch!
#3
Trickyjabs
I always enjoy: You can't polish a turd! :thumbsup:


Ha ha yeah I forgot that one and it is funny but never use it on kids cos they start asking why
#4
I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!
#5
You look like a bulldog licking p**s off a nettle.
If you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid.
banned#6
i may be fat, but you'll always be a *unt!
#7
You fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down:roll:
#8
i honestly dont know any!

All these are so funny tho!!
#9
hibees
You look like a bulldog licking p**s off a nettle.



Gonna remember that one - made me laugh
#10
Your' teeth are like stars, they come out at night.
#11
Your' face is like a peach - A rugby peach.
#12
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
#13
I've got a couple :P

"You've got a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it all together"
"Your're so dense light bends around you"
"Your're a prime candidate for natural deselection"
#14
Dancing near a troll that gave me the eye . . . raise hopes by asking her:

"hiya love, have you got a pen?" (thinking your numbers comin her way)

No comes the reply (why would she, its a nightclub)

Reply?

"Well you should have you pig . . . . ."




I'm going to hell - i'm prepared . . .
#15
H_K
i may be fat, but you'll always be a *unt!


Reminds me of the supposed Churchill quote to one of his staff:

I may be drunk now, but whereas I shall sober up by the morning, you will still be ugly!
#16
your a star.....a monstar
#17
Face like a welders bench
#18
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
#19
hibees
Face like a welders bench


oh that made me remember one..!

face like a smacked pigs ar.... senic
#20
you have a face like a well skelped ****
#21
face like a pitbull chewing a wasp...
#22
big willy style
you have a face like a well skelped ****


Jambo?
#23
grex9101
face like a pitbull chewing a wasp...


I was just gonna put that
#24
The only thing you're gonna f*** is off !!:oops:
#25
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
#26
"Is there a Circus in town?"
"Sorry,who are you?"
#27
I'm surprised you can see where you are going with those balls in your eyes.
Di** head
#28
Are you the JFK?
#29
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
#30
Reminds me of the supposed Churchill quote to one of his staff:
I may be drunk now, but whereas I shall sober up by the morning, you will still be ugly!


Actually said by him to Bessie Braddock in the House of Commons during a heated exchange:

Braddock: "Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk."
Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

(Still funny, though:lol:)
#31
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead
1 Like #32
i'd rather do bitsey
#33
You don't sweat much for a fat b*tch.

(After dancing with a woman) You just won me £5! My mates & I had a bet to see who could dance with the ugliest bird in here, & I just won!

(And the best retort to this) Well, funny you should say that, the girls in here had a similar bet & I just won!
#34
Your mum had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you!!
#35
bitseylango
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.


LMAO!
#36
grex9101
Jambo?


of course and we will beat celtic on sat at tynie:thumbsup:
1 Like #37
owlass
i'd rather do bitsey


Id rather let Owlass do me :w00t:
#38
big willy style
of course and we will beat celtic on sat at tynie:thumbsup:


Shall I save this post and use it to torment you post-drubbing?

:-D
#39
bitseylango
Id rather let Owlass do me :w00t:




wrong thread , the [SIZE="3"]my fantasy.... [/SIZE]is that way >>>
#40
[CENTER]JESUS
LOVES
YOU

Everyone else thinks
you are a C*NT[/CENTER]

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