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If your child were to create a HUKD account, what would you need to brief them on?

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banned3m, 1w agoPosted 3 months, 1 week ago
Just a bit of fun.
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banned3m, 1w agoPosted 3 months, 1 week ago
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When posting your first deal, don't start off with "please be gentle I am posting my first deal"
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RonChew
One of the little Chews has an account but she's not as argumentative as me so I leave her to it.
YouDontWantToKnow
Oh. So that is who thanks you all the time ;)
RonChew
Not to my knowledge. She doesn't know my user name, nor do I know hers. ;)

PS. Her user name is princess23:)
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Not to let the trolls get to you
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Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.

Don't discuss religion.
Don't discuss politics.
Don't be the only gay in the village.
Don't copy'n'paste news stories.
Don't accept nudez (without forwarding them).
Don't comment in a "Misc" thread, that then is converted to a "Feedback" thread, as you may be suspended for 24 hours*.
Don't suggest deeky for VIP.
Don't assume everybody has just one account.

* Personal experience from earlier this week.
banned 6 Likes
Ignore the MISC section

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banned 6 Likes #1
Ignore the MISC section
banned 2 Likes #2
Don't let them loose with your credit card!!
banned 1 Like #3
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.


Why is that funny?
9 Likes #4
Not to let the trolls get to you
2 Likes #5
One of the little Chews has an account but she's not as argumentative as me so I leave her to it.
banned 1 Like #6
RonChew
One of the little Chews has an account but she's not as argumentative as me so I leave her to it.

Oh. So that is who thanks you all the time ;)
1 Like #7
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.
2 Likes #8
YouDontWantToKnow
RonChew
One of the little Chews has an account but she's not as argumentative as me so I leave her to it.
Oh. So that is who thanks you all the time ;)
Not to my knowledge. She doesn't know my user name, nor do I know hers. ;)
1 Like #9
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.
I don't think that it's quite as bad as it used to be.
2 Likes #10
Don't use the "For Sale/Trade" Forum without informing the Moderators first.

If you do not, then both your own account & your child's account may be subject to trading restrictions.
5 Likes #11
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Don't use the "For Sale/Trade" Forum
I think that my advice would stop there. X)
1 Like #12
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.


it sounded racist at first lol
10 Likes #13
RonChew
One of the little Chews has an account but she's not as argumentative as me so I leave her to it.
YouDontWantToKnow
Oh. So that is who thanks you all the time ;)
RonChew
Not to my knowledge. She doesn't know my user name, nor do I know hers. ;)

PS. Her user name is princess23:)
2 Likes #14
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RonChew
One of the little Chews has an account but she's not as argumentative as me so I leave her to it.
YouDontWantToKnow
Oh. So that is who thanks you all the time ;)
RonChew
Not to my knowledge. She doesn't know my user name, nor do I know hers. ;)
PS. Her user name is princess23:)
Unless she's undergone gender reassignment since I last saw her a couple of weeks ago, she is definitely not our princess. ;)
9 Likes #15
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.

Don't discuss religion.
Don't discuss politics.
Don't be the only gay in the village.
Don't copy'n'paste news stories.
Don't accept nudez (without forwarding them).
Don't comment in a "Misc" thread, that then is converted to a "Feedback" thread, as you may be suspended for 24 hours*.
Don't suggest deeky for VIP.
Don't assume everybody has just one account.

* Personal experience from earlier this week.
2 Likes #16
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Don't use the "For Sale/Trade" Forum without informing the Moderators first.
If you do not, then both your own account & your child's account may be subject to trading restrictions.
But it's OK for 2 family members to pretend they're strangers and for one to use fs/ft to "sell" a games console to the other to get positive feedback.

You might even both be later rewarded with "helper" privileges X)
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Don't use the "For Sale/Trade" Forum without informing the Moderators first.
If you do not, then both your own account & your child's account may be subject to trading restrictions.
Rubisco
But it's OK for 2 family members to pretend they're strangers and for one to use fs/ft to "sell" a games console to the other to get positive feedback.
You might even both be later rewarded with "helper" privileges X)

You saw through my (no-so) cleverly-disguised comment. D'oh.
banned 1 Like #18
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.


You're right they do. I'm not a Muslim but how many muslims in the world? If we can't get along together here, what hope is there for peace in apartheid Palestine and Israel?
banned 1 Like #19
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* Personal experience from earlier this week.

It was more than 24hrs if I recall :)
5 Likes #20
kingk123
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.
it sounded racist at first lol

Muslim isnt a race :|
banned 3 Likes #21
smiler594
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.

You're right they do. I'm not a Muslim but how many muslims in the world? If we can't get along together here, what hope is there for peace in apartheid Palestine and Israel?

Give it a rest :)
3 Likes #22
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* Personal experience from earlier this week.
YouDontWantToKnow
It was more than 24hrs if I recall :)

You recall incorrectly (or your contact in the Moderator team is as misinformed as you).
5 Likes #23
Follow the user 'FantasyDeals' and upvote all his deals. (_;)
banned 1 Like #24
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You recall incorrectly (or your contact in the Moderator team is as misinformed as you).

Nope. Logged on for the evening & you were suspended 3 hrs before on some thread or other I follow. Cant remember which one. I must recall wrong you back 48 hrs later. I must have been dreaming.

PS I have no contacts. With anyone. Let alone a Mod

Edited By: YouDontWantToKnow on Jan 13, 2017 21:20
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You recall incorrectly (or your contact in the Moderator team is as misinformed as you).
YouDontWantToKnow
Nope. Logged on for the evening & you were suspended 3 hrs before on some thread or other I follow. Cant remember which one. I must recall wrong you back 48 hrs later. I must have been dreaming.

The comment that led to the (bogus) suspension was removed. "Suspended" is shown next to every comment anyway, regardless of age. You know that though. It's like a "Banned" status (on your previous account).

Keep dreaming.
4 Likes #26
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* Personal experience from earlier this week.
YouDontWantToKnow
It was more than 24hrs if I recall :)
You recall incorrectly (or your contact in the Moderator team is as misinformed as you).
And there was me thinking that you had done something really bad.

To be honest, I'm not exactly sure why anyone bothers posting in Feedback as every thread there seems to get a bland response from a mod and is then immediately locked.

Edited By: RonChew on Jan 13, 2017 21:24
14 Likes #27
When posting your first deal, don't start off with "please be gentle I am posting my first deal"
banned 1 Like #28
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The comment that led to the (bogus) suspension was removed. "Suspended" is shown next to every comment anyway, regardless of age. You know that though. It's like a "Banned" status (on your previous account).
Keep dreaming.

Paranoia setting in? Never been banned, never had a different username... Suspended on the other hand? Yep 5 times I think. All of which I kind of agree with bar 1 for sure.

Dont go weird on me.
3 Likes #29
smiler594
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.


You're right they do. I'm not a Muslim but how many muslims in the world? If we can't get along together here, what hope is there for peace in apartheid Palestine and Israel?


oh dear, doesnt see the bias. what sweet irony.
3 Likes #30
jigglypuff
When posting your first deal, don't start off with "please be gentle I am posting my first deal"

If possible, post a "Deal" for eight items marked down for clearance in one supermarket branch, & gain heat for more than 2 weeks (even though several other members have noted that the same branch has sold out within that fortnight).
5 Likes #31
jigglypuff
When posting your first deal, don't start off with "please be gentle I am posting my first deal"

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jigglypuff
When posting your first deal, don't start off with "please be gentle I am posting my first deal"
If possible, post a "Deal" for eight items marked down for clearance in one supermarket branch, & gain heat for more than 2 weeks (even though several other members have noted that the same branch has sold out within that fortnight).

https://giant.gfycat.com/IcyGoodIndianabat.gif

(P.S. Hands off, that's mine) :{
4 Likes #32
Use the *****ing search function before posting
Add relevant tags to your deals
Vote cold on Tesco hard drive deals
Bought, not brought. Bargain, not bargin. Lightning, not lightening...

Edited By: MBeeching on Jan 13, 2017 22:18: Popular typos
6 Likes #33
-If male don't read PMs from Miles or Summer - keeping in mind child won't have disclosed age.
- Many members have split personalities and deny it at every turn.
- If you want to read about politics, read the Daily Mail, its agenda seems to be less insane.
1 Like #34
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
Op didn't mention needing to be funny...
2 Likes #35
summerof76
Not to let the trolls get to you
How does that work

oO
2 Likes #36
118luke
kingk123
Chiptivo
smiler594
Chiptivo
Don't be Muslim.
Why is that funny?
I feel Muslims get picked on a lot in here.
it sounded racist at first lol
Muslim isnt a race :|
100 meters is
3 Likes #37
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The comment that led to the (bogus) suspension was removed. "Suspended" is shown next to every comment anyway, regardless of age. You know that though. It's like a "Banned" status (on your previous account).

Keep dreaming.
YouDontWantToKnow
Paranoia setting in? Never been banned, never had a different username... Suspended on the other hand? Yep 5 times I think. All of which I kind of agree with bar 1 for sure.
Dont go weird on me.

I must be confusing you with somebody else (from England & Wales).

Sorry. You're right; I have always been paranoid & weird :)
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ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
100 meters is

Gas or Electric?
banned 2 Likes #39
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Sorry. You're right; I have always been paranoid & weird :)

Cool. I think everyone on here gets a tad of it every now & again. :)
2 Likes #40
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fanpages
The comment that led to the (bogus) suspension was removed. "Suspended" is shown next to every comment anyway, regardless of age. You know that though. It's like a "Banned" status (on your previous account).
Keep dreaming.
YouDontWantToKnow
Paranoia setting in? Never been banned, never had a different username... Suspended on the other hand? Yep 5 times I think. All of which I kind of agree with bar 1 for sure.
Dont go weird on me.
I must be confusing you with somebody else (from England & Wales).
Sorry. You're right; I have always been paranoid & weird :)
Is that a confession to being a multi. I can't recall a user called paranoid & weird though...

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