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You may want to ask a stupid question or a question that you don't want to start a post as its not really that important. Never fear the miscers are here to share their vast knowledge and put your …
Joey Bloggsy Avatar
2m, 3w agoPosted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
You may want to ask a stupid question or a question that you don't want to start a post as its not really that important.

Never fear the miscers are here to share their vast knowledge and put your mind at ease without laughing at you :D

No politics please , mainly practical or amusing problems please.

Oh and try and keep it just teeny weeny sensible and constructive <3
Joey Bloggsy Avatar
2m, 3w agoPosted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
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Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
I wouldn't risk that. I tried it one year and the pen punctured the paper and the box containing the expensive Rolex watch that I had bought for my son. The box was so badly damaged that I had to keep the watch for myself and give my son a Cadburys Selection Box. He wasn't very impressed.
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if you had someone in your cellar you had lost interest in, how often should u take them food and water?

asking for a friend

Edited By: miles136 on Dec 02, 2016 03:06: m
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Why do people drive to the local park to walk the dog?
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I get an involuntary twitch in my ass, when Lorraine Kelly is on TV, what does it mean ?
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why am I seeing cold deals on this website?. Its says hotukdeals :p

Edited By: shabbird on Dec 01, 2016 17:47

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Should I empty the water in my kettle if I'm not going to use it for say about 4 hours
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I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
5 Likes #3
I get an involuntary twitch in my ass, when Lorraine Kelly is on TV, what does it mean ?
#4
Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?

Do some origami with white paper and if you have some spare glitter or pray paint or anything then use it ,
sorted innit 8)
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Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
I wouldn't risk that. I tried it one year and the pen punctured the paper and the box containing the expensive Rolex watch that I had bought for my son. The box was so badly damaged that I had to keep the watch for myself and give my son a Cadburys Selection Box. He wasn't very impressed.
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why am I seeing cold deals on this website?. Its says hotukdeals :p

Edited By: shabbird on Dec 01, 2016 17:47
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We don't have a chimney.

How will Santa get in and leave his presents?
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Joey Bloggsy
Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
Do some origami with white paper and if you have some spare glitter or pray paint or anything then use it ,
sorted innit 8)
Blimey sound like hard work..Might just stop being a tight ass and nip down Asda for more gift tags..I tried writing on the parcels but the pen went right through the cheap wrapping paper. Fail.!
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Lazyoaf
I get an involuntary twitch in my ass, when Lorraine Kelly is on TV, what does it mean ?

The cure is to Tune to another channel that doesn't show ladyboys :p

ANYONE can answer any question
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RonChew
Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
I wouldn't risk that. I tried it one year and the pen punctured the paper and the box containing the expensive Rolex watch that I had bought for my son. The box was so badly damaged that I had to keep the watch for myself and give my son a Cadburys Selection Box. He wasn't very impressed.

Lol you are such a loving and considerate Dad to not give your son an ink damaged Rolex...Respect dude.What is wrong with the youth of today..Chocolate is the gift of love..Kids I blame the parents.x
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Mark2111
We don't have a chimney.

How will Santa get in and leave his presents?
Click and collect at a shop near you.?
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Why do people drive to the local park to walk the dog?
#13
Lazyoaf
I get an involuntary twitch in my ass, when Lorraine Kelly is on TV, what does it mean ?
You have ample fibre in your diet.?
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Error440
Why do people drive to the local park to walk the dog?
I wish I knew..I live opposite a park on a very narrow road and folks from miles around come in their cars with their dogs and spam up my driveway every day...
#15
can you see a fart on a frosty day ?
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Ginner
Joey Bloggsy
Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
Do some origami with white paper and if you have some spare glitter or pray paint or anything then use it ,
sorted innit 8)
Blimey sound like hard work..Might just stop being a tight ass and nip down Asda for more gift tags..I tried writing on the parcels but the pen went right through the cheap wrapping paper. Fail.!

NEVER stop being a tight ass as you won't be welcome on hukd. :D
1 Like #17
Fine same question replace dogs with ride bikes
#18
to the usual idiots who annoy me on here should I ...
a. ignore them as usual
b. cuss them in a clever put down
c. give it to them straight
or another suggestion?
#19
Joey Bloggsy
Ginner
Joey Bloggsy
Ginner
I ran out of Christmas gift tags which match the loads of wrapping paper I still have. Is it ok to just write on the parcel.?
Do some origami with white paper and if you have some spare glitter or pray paint or anything then use it ,
sorted innit 8)
Blimey sound like hard work..Might just stop being a tight ass and nip down Asda for more gift tags..I tried writing on the parcels but the pen went right through the cheap wrapping paper. Fail.!
NEVER stop being a tight ass as you won't be welcome on hukd. :D
Tru Dat.! Off to look for a deal on gift tags.!
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Can you go to the shop for me ?
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loumar76
can you see a fart on a frosty day ?

Only if its a wet one.
#22
sowotsdis
to the usual idiots who annoy me on here should I ...
a. ignore them as usual
b. cuss them in a clever put down
c. give it to them straight
or another suggestion?
Be nice to them it is the season of goodwill to all persons. Even the nut jobs.!8)
#23
Bashstreet
Can you go to the shop for me ?

Yes am off to Adsa to restock on lame gift tags...What do you want getting.?/
#24
Joey Bloggsy
Should I empty the water in my kettle if I'm not going to use it for say about 4 hours

No, water never goes off.
1 Like #25
Does water go bad?
1 Like #26
loumar76
can you see a fart on a frosty day ?

No, they are always behind me
#27
Error440
Fine same question replace dogs with ride bikes
Mmm interesting..I put my bike on the rack and drive two miles to a place I like riding. I do this as my house is 1200ft above sea level and the slog back up is boring as.?

Edited By: Ginner on Dec 01, 2016 18:06
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Omg this wasn't quite what I had in mind but funny as hell with some Q n A

Let the thread take its own course I guess
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sowotsdis
to the usual idiots who annoy me on here should I ...
a. ignore them as usual
b. cuss them in a clever put down
c. give it to them straight
or another suggestion?
I wouldn't use option c. too often as you may find posting on HUKD would necessitate a new name; if you get my drift...
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Error440
loumar76
can you see a fart on a frosty day ?

Only if its a wet one.


​I mean the same as you can see your breath on a cold day.
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ibblackberry1
Joey Bloggsy
Should I empty the water in my kettle if I'm not going to use it for say about 4 hours
No, water never goes off.

The water might be ok but does it damage the element in the kettle or the scale starts to dilute with the water


ibblackberry1
Does water go bad?

oO
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Joey Bloggsy
Omg this wasn't quite what I had in mind but funny as hell with some Q n A
Let the thread take its own course I guess
You started it..Jus sayin.!:D
#33
Joey Bloggsy
ibblackberry1
Joey Bloggsy
Should I empty the water in my kettle if I'm not going to use it for say about 4 hours
No, water never goes off.
The water might be ok but does it damage the element in the kettle or the scale starts to dilute with the water
ibblackberry1
Does water go bad?
oO

Don't know about damaging the element but if you make a cuppa from water that's been sat in a kettle for a couple of days it'll taste awful so I'd say water does go off.
#34
Why don't farts smell like poo?
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spoo
Why don't farts smell like poo?
Err they actually do.!
#36
Ginner
Joey Bloggsy
Omg this wasn't quite what I had in mind but funny as hell with some Q n A
Let the thread take its own course I guess
You started it..Jus sayin.!:D

Why is it when you type something it comes across as totally different and what's even stranger is when you yourself read it again , you end up agreeing :|
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Joey Bloggsy
Ginner
Joey Bloggsy
Omg this wasn't quite what I had in mind but funny as hell with some Q n A
Let the thread take its own course I guess
You started it..Jus sayin.!:D
Why is it when you type something it comes across as totally different and what's even stranger is when you yourself read it again , you end up agreeing :|
You still started it and still jus sayin.!:p
1 Like #38
Ginner
spoo
Why don't farts smell like poo?
Err they actually do.!

Mine don't, I've never dropped an eggy log.
#39
Error440
Why do people drive to the local park to walk the dog?

Because the dog can't drive itself ?
1 Like #40
I have another question..Is it ok to beat a family member for losing the end of a roll of Sellotape..cos when. he gets home I wanna bash him a bit. ! I am in a right stress here..Ran out of gift tags, Sellotape is holding out on me. Yodel just frightened the life out of me banging on the damn window instead of the door.I already spent two months wages on presents for grandchildren who have no way of gifting me back..Although they will prolly get to choose the Nursing home, so will keep on spending on them.

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