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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
I have come here to chew bubblegum ..and kick @ss ....an i'm all outta bubblegum - they live ....rowdy roddy piper
#2
Great News !!!!!

I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. Everybody be cool this is a robbery! Any of you ****in' *****s move and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of you. (Pulp Fiction of course)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Pulp Fiction again.
#3
better to burn out than to fade away. - Highlander
#4
Its not often I'm right .......but i'm never wrong
banned#5
alnbowes
better to burn out than to fade away. - Highlander


Nice one :thumbsup:


I can resist almost anything but temptation
1 Like #6
Excueeeeeeze meeeeeee

Baking powder??

Waynes World
banned#7
alnbowes
I have come here to chew bubblegum ..and kick @ss ....an i'm all outta bubblegum - they live ....rowdy roddy piper


Repped ya :thumbsup:
#8
hey you guys!!!!!
#9
I'm on him like stink on a monkey...
#10
No one puts baby in the corner !
#11
When im right im right but when im wrong im still right cos i coulda been wrong!!! Was in the 50 cent movie made me laugh for ages !!!!
#12
Yeeeeeaaaaa, course you did!

(it seems to really get on peoples nerves lol)
#13
Im the king of the world - titanic
#14
Luke I am your Faaaather ......Star wars
banned#15
"I'm from london and its my birthday" - me last night in a club in NY.

(my birthday is in november)
#16
Take me to bed or lose me forever !
Show me the way home , honey
#17
you can be my wingman anytime
#18
Shes lost that lovin feeling ,,
nah she hasnt , mav ahhh , i hate it when she does that
#19
may the force be with you
#20
this one time ......at bandcamp
#21
You can take our hearts but you can never take our freedom
#22
dead man walking
#23
You're only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off
#24
There can be only one !
#25
Life is like a box of chocolates........ you niver know whatcha gonna get
#26
alnbowes
You can take our hearts but you can never take our freedom


Its Homes not hearts mate!
#27
alnbowes
You're only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off


Top choice !
#28
Say hello to my little friend !
#29
kyalion
Great News !!!!!

I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. Everybody be cool this is a robbery! Any of you ****in' *****s move and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of you. (Pulp Fiction of course)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Pulp Fiction again.



One liner ........bet your coversations go on for hours :whistling:
#30
Its a deal , its a steal , its sale of the ****ing century .....in fact **** it nick i think i'll keep it
#31
[COLOR=black]BUMP..........[/COLOR]
#32
Laurel and Hardy

"You can leed a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"
banned#33
alnbowes
[COLOR=black]BUMP..........[/COLOR]


Lol
#34
Dell_in_the_bed
Lol


Dead or alive your coming with me - Robocop



lovin this :-D
#35
Humphman
Laurel and Hardy

"You can leed a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"


lmao
banned#36
alnbowes
Dead or alive your coming with me - Robocop



lovin this :-D




You watchin a fair deal of movies mate - good movies
#37
[SIZE="6"]show me the MONEY[/SIZE]
#38
Coughlin's Law; Bury the dead, they stink up the place.
#39
Woosah...
Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's ti**ies and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this b*tch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be mother****in' Jacques Cousteau.
#40
Bump Bump

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