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First time sex A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after di… Read More
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
First time sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.





The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.





He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.



The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!'





The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'


The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
LOL - Very funny

Thank you
#2
lol will rep for that.!
banned#3
haha i like it
suspended#4
lol that made me laugh x
#5
dcx_badass
I've seen dinosaurs that have been around less than this!


rappy?
#6
LOL Very good.
#7
best ive heard in a while! i lol'd.
#8
dcx_badass
I've seen dinosaurs that have been around less than this!

You would of....you should get your leg over, may make you less negative all the time :)
#9
dcx_badass
I've seen dinosaurs that have been around less than this!


i think even dinosaurs were tired of this joke.
banned#10
haha... and I didnt see that cuming!
#11
shanecr
i think even dinosaurs were tired of this joke.

Can't win them all.....aslong as i can the majority :)
#12
Thanks for making me laugh :)
#13
we havent all heard ... so thanks from the rest of us....lol
#14
Lol very funny and I have never heard it before
#15
LMAO haven't heard this before LLM..... very funny :thumbsup:
#16
ive heard, but its a good joke and makes me laugh everytime. just cos some people have heard it doesnt mean everyone has
#17
Lulu'sMammy
Can't win them all.....aslong as i can the majority :)


sorry. that was my poor attempt on humour on an old joke lol
#18
this is a bit dated
#19
What do you call Kopite with his hands on the Premier League Trophy?..........................................................................









































THE ENGRAVER
#20
an oldie but a goodie..thanks for sharing LLM
#21
shauneco
What do you call Kopite with his hands on the Premier League Trophy?..........................................................................
THE ENGRAVER


thought you were gonna say a thief :roll:
#22
I've known about that joke for ages and half way through reading it, I was like "oh, this reminds me of a joke I know" and then towards the end I realised it was actually that joke......I'm so slow but that joke is definitely a classic. :thumbsup:

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