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Your Life Story.....

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I don't want to hear it thanks. Read More
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
I don't want to hear it thanks.
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
:p makes good reading though
#2
makes me feel a whole lot better about mine!!
#3
I was born ****************************************** I will die.

It's only the bit in the middle that is censored.
banned#4
I've got 64 pages you can read it for a dime bar

here's an extract "as a ripped the foil pack open with my teeth she laid on my bed spread eagled ready for me to push the latex contraceptive over my...."
#5
lumoruk
I've got 64 pages you can read it for a dime bar

here's an extract "as a ripped the foil pack open with my teeth she laid on my bed spread eagled ready for me to push the latex contraceptive over my...."


Its says your life story - not your dreams!!!
banned#6
jellybaby22
those are the best ones, peeps on here have fantastic imaginations....


mine isn't fantasy ! it's happened, hundreds of times in fact :x

...and I can prove it with all the used condoms I've collected since 18!
#7
lumoruk
mine isn't fantasy ! it's happened, hundreds of times in fact :x

...and I can prove it with all the used condoms I've collected since 18!


you actually use condoms :p
#8
hdizzle
you actually use condoms :p


nope they're other peoples :w00t:

I'm just kidding lumor lol xx
banned#9
hdizzle
you actually use condoms :p


some girls have self respect or don't trust me :oops:

saying that my fiancée used to go without, now past few years since I done the dirty she makes me wear one. Guess she doesn't trust me. Though on special occasions or I 'forget' :roll: to buy some we get to go without. (another extract from 'My life story') that'll be £100 please.
#10
lumoruk
some girls have self respect or don't trust me :oops:

saying that my fiancée used to go without, now past few years since I done the dirty she makes me wear one. Guess she doesn't trust me. Though on special occasions or I 'forget' :roll: to buy some we get to go without. (another extract from 'My life story') that'll be £100 please.


yep yep thats more like it lumor...'forgetting' is the way forward, you go brother :thumbsup:
banned#11
hdizzle
yep yep thats more like it lumor...'forgetting' is the way forward, you go brother :thumbsup:


I went through a stage of "why should I buy them all the time, you buy them if you want me to wear them so much" to "fine I'm never having sex with you AGAIN without....and that means no kids either" that didn't last long on my behalf :oops:
#12
lumoruk
I went through a stage of "why should I buy them all the time, you buy them if you want me to wear them so much" to "fine I'm never having sex with you AGAIN without....and that means no kids either" that didn't last long on my behalf :oops:


hahaha that's pretty funny!

the best way (IMO) is to let them think they're having things their way, but change it so that you get things your way. its sort of a compromise. keeps both parties happy :)

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