Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Robert tells his driver:Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen.
One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. What happen to you? Robert asks.
Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me. My God! What did you tell dem? asked Mugabe.
The driver answered: Good evening, I am Robert Mugabes chauffeur and I have just killed the pig.