A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but dont let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but dont let him do that. But most more...

OK. An easy one to ease you into Tuesday.
Look at the picture below. Where is the fish?

how do people get loads of pictures in there item( and is it officially allowed on ebay), and i know they havent paid for them to be there as there are loads of them and they dont appear the same as the ebay ones. So for an example the picture are where the discription is rather than at the bottom.

1) The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
2) Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
3) I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hol more...

Just doing my provisional driving license form as i'm sending off for it tomorrow and it's asking for a postal order number.

Does anyone know which number this is.

On the receipt I have REF number which is the full number on the back of the P.O or Voucher ID which is about half of it.

was just making a cuppa and my little horror wanted a biscuit, so removed the stool from its place to reach them and i go to sit on the stool that is no longer there and when down like a ton of bricks, scraped all my arm and hurt my butt and all he can do is laugh, when i said that i was hurt i went more...

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Asking Price: 35.00

Need to pay someone urgently for a purchase and can't pay via paypal as they've decided to limit it as someone other than me tried to gain access. Even though I've proved that it's me they won't let me pay anyone any money until they've processed it which according to them could take upto 28 days!! more...

Hello, could some kind person tell me how to go about selling my car reg.
A dealer knocked on my door and offered me £150 for it plus he would re-register my car also.
I would assume that it is worth a lot more than he was offering, but i don't know where to start.
Thank you in advance for any adv more...

Has anyone else on here having/or had trouble with Tiscali ? For Internet Broadband / Telephone ?

This isn't a question about what is right or wrong, this is the answer.

The letter "H" is pronounced "Aych", NOT "Haych".

It's one of the most annoying things in the word hearing people say Haych.

I need to rant and i'm sure that others would also like the opportunity...
Rude people.... Good manners cost nothing. Why???
We all have bad days but then why can't people just apologise for being cranky. People on here are so helpful and try to help others but there are times that the poster doe more...

Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Scotland with my boss & several of his friends ..

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
clothes more...

The Juno soundtrack!

Its a really nice collection

All I Want Is You - Barry Louis Polisar
My Rollercoaster - Kimya Dawson
A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
Dearest - Buddy Holly
Up The Spout - Mateo Messina
Tire Swing - Kimya Dawson
Piazza, New York Catcher - Belle & Sebastian
Loose Lips - Kim more...