POSTED BY: JDeal 5 hours, 2 minutes ago

Yes, the man I hate. He fell from grace, as gracelessly as the inebriated collie that chased a butterfly onto an ice rink. In his imagination, he was once top - top of the internet jungle. His name etched into every other paving slab, and he would swan through the forums like a shameful leaf floatin more...

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POSTED BY: dean3988 6 hours, 12 minutes ago

why are you on at this time? lol

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POSTED BY: kippy 6 hours, 12 minutes ago

As a follow up from this (http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2115933&postcount=9758), feel free to post your 'owned' drunk piccys.

keep it clean please ....

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POSTED BY: jebervic 6 hours, 21 minutes ago

Just been on seetickets website, cheapest tickets (standing) are £89, worst of all they claim the tickets are £75 face value but then add £14 in booking fees.

unbelievable

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POSTED BY: dean3988 6 hours, 23 minutes ago

as above

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POSTED BY: chrysha 6 hours, 27 minutes ago

Where are all you cat people?

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POSTED BY: jtx 6 hours, 48 minutes ago

Needs.

No online play
no hdtv at the moment
no blu ray needed
no 18+ games

Currently has xbox gc psp ds laptop, bike, football etc!.
Mod for cheap games might be nice in future?

He has £125 and a £25 toys r us voucher. Id rather put the extra than have him waste his birthday money. What do we go more...

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POSTED BY: spobby 6 hours, 56 minutes ago

Or are alot of people just coming on here to sell their goods?
Maybe so they don't pay ebay fees.
But it's becoming more and more apparent.

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POSTED BY: harlzter 7 hours, 36 minutes ago

Me and a mate where having a drunken argument earlier, he says there are wild penguins at 5 1/2 foot tall in the UK and I say there arent any? who's right?

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POSTED BY: raptorcigs 7 hours, 44 minutes ago

wifey went in hospital today for cervical stitch out the baby is lying transverse (accross) and she has had some braxton hicks so she was kept in and ive just had help putting my son to bed with his nan and the house is dead and im missing her

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POSTED BY: spobby 7 hours, 48 minutes ago

I think the situation is awful
I mean the chinese authorities are doing great, I think it will generate good press pre - olympics.

But Five Million homeless,
how will they cope.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7405103.stm

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POSTED BY: morris7 7 hours, 59 minutes ago

Hey people.

I had an interview for my first post-uni job today. One of the questions i was asked is shown below. Can any of you work out the answer?! Exciting! :)

A train travels from A to B. 1 hour through the journey there is a problem with the engine. The rest of the journey has to continue at more...

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POSTED BY: skusey 8 hours, 15 minutes ago

So I said to the taxi driver, 'King Authur's Close'. He said, 'Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights'

A man walks into a greengrocer's and says, I want five pounds of potatoes please. And the greengrocer says, we only sell kilos. So the man says, alright then, I'll have five pounds more...

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POSTED BY: skusey 8 hours, 20 minutes ago

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glu more...

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POSTED BY: skusey 8 hours, 33 minutes ago

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked, fancy dress Haloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache! She told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for h more...

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