lol this lol that. fed up of this nonsense. can we ban use of lol please?

1.Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.

2.Men are like ....... Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3.Men are like ....... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them..

4.Men are like ....... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite su more...

last year I stayed in and watched chronicles of narnia i cried for all the wrong reasons I cant bear it again, please this is very serious no trolling, thanks

EDIT: hey guys if you have some beef with me lets talk about it like grown adults not leaving horrible tags I dont deserve esp just days bef more...

found this in my cupboard, i will never use it as it came from my fiancee's sons original xbox he got last christmas. the date on it is 08/04 - 03/05,

will it still be valid??