SMART A*@$d ANSWERS 2007

The last one is a worthy winner.


6th Place

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

"What are my choices?" the man asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.




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I thought i'd start a thread where anyone can tell a joke.

The joke can be long or short but it must be really funny or so bad that you laugh any way (my first joke is actually neither, but i don't lead by example).

So, here goes:

How much do pirate earrings cost?

About a buck-an-ear.

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Check this out.

Really amusing.


(Volume a bit low so better turned up a bit if you want to hear the funny part).

Merry Xmas

Went to morrisons yesterday and saw that cheers series 1 is now £5.99 in Morrisons. We already have it otherwise i would of bought it. Thought someone here might want to snap it up at that price though.

This is my first post so i hope everything is alright and I haven't made any stupid mistakes!!

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