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1000 Years of Annoying the French @ Amazon £5.38
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Ten centuries of French historical 'facts' bite the dust in Stephen Clarke's Sunday Times Top Five Bestseller.

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Why are the boulevards in Paris lined with trees? Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

Odd, I've always believed that it was the French that annoyed us?

Whenever I go to France, the comments are always along the lines - this is a beautiful country, what a pity the French live here.

A French and British general were surveying a battlefield. A bullet strikes the British general, grazing his arm. He shouts "Aide! Bring me my red jacket!" The French general asks "Why did you do that?" The British general responds "So my men don't see that I'm bleeding, and lose hope." A second bullet narrowly misses the French general's ear, and he shouts: "Aide! Bring me my brown trousers!"
Edited by: "hr19" 2nd Dec 2011

English was the result of Norman Knights trying to sleep with Anglo Saxon Barmaids.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows it's never been tried
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