10x Speed Body Massager. (PINK) £7.49 @ Bondara
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10x Speed Body Massager. (PINK) £7.49 @ Bondara

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Found 26th Dec 2015
I've been looking around for a body massager for a few days now and i saw this - cheap and cheerful, just what I need.

At first, I thought it was a massage chair due to it being oddly shaped..

FREE BATTERIES.

g8spur
Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol
There you go, I think I fit in here.


I think women can get a multitude of pleasures using this device - it is ergonomically shaped to fit into the many contours of the female form. I can use this to relax my woman's neck, shoulder and lower back - by the time she is relaxed, warmed and content; she is very responsive to my manly wiles.

This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.

If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.

The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.

My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.

I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.

WARNING: NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM/DEEP HEAT ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.

29 Comments

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Original Poster

bigkev2001

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Fixed that for you - it comes with batteries.

Edited by: "shauno1" 26th Dec 2015

Hmmmmmmmm !!!! Looks a bit like a tongue to me lol !!

Nice colour

Recommended with this product

Bondara Essentials Luxury Lubricant - Waterbased

Bondara Essentials Sex Toy Cleaner 150ml

Bondara Essentials Orgasm Cream 50ml

AAA Duracell Plus Batteries Pack of 4

hmm yes... 'body massager'.

Its a vibrator

How good is this for headaches?

Original Poster

MadonnaProject

How good is this for headaches?



I don't think men can 'use' this.

(Could be mistaken)

shauno1

I don't think men can 'use' this. (Could be mistaken)



I was actually asking for my cat.
(LOL just kidding, I was joking before, I know this is for um "stressed housewives").

Original Poster

MadonnaProject

I was actually asking for my cat.(LOL just kidding, I was joking before, … I was actually asking for my cat.(LOL just kidding, I was joking before, I know this is for um "stressed housewives").



Yeah, my Auntie actually voted this hot...

Awk - Hi Auntie Mo! Won't tell uncle Jack, honest!

This is a bit tongue in cheek

Original Poster

Add BOND10 to get 10% off.

shalton

This is a bit tongue in cheek



​I'm not sure about 'in cheek' maybe in somewhere else!

Works well. Really gets into all those crevices...

FREE BATTERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope it will be Alkaline otherwise you can mess up the CHARM

U mistook this for a chair??? Well I suppose you could still sit on it!

I'm only buying this for the free batteries

ghost71100

I'm only buying this for the free batteries




I'll buy the batteries off you X)

didn't read the description but this looks like s snow sledge so bought a couple for the kids hoping for some snow fun in January

shauno1

Yeah, my Auntie actually voted this hot...Awk - Hi Auntie Mo! Won't tell … Yeah, my Auntie actually voted this hot...Awk - Hi Auntie Mo! Won't tell uncle Jack, honest!


My uncle actually voted this super hot too. He said this would be useful when he was alone!

Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol

There you go, I think I fit in here.

£1.99 needs to be added for delivery as well

shauno1

I don't think men can 'use' this. (Could be mistaken)


Definitely mistaken:D

No button on side for hammer action

"10x Speed Body Massager" .....is it? ..... IS IT ?!?!?

Original Poster

g8spur

Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol … Ha ha, women like to masturbate too, this is funny, ha!!!!! Lol lol lol There you go, I think I fit in here.



I think women can get a multitude of pleasures using this device - it is ergonomically shaped to fit into the many contours of the female form. I can use this to relax my woman's neck, shoulder and lower back - by the time she is relaxed, warmed and content; she is very responsive to my manly wiles.

This device has a 10x feature - there are various erogenous zones across the spread of the female body; each woman is different and it is man's god given right to find these and explore them.

If you double this up with some nice scented candles and perhaps a nice bottle of bubbly, (found from you good people here, not doubt), you can have your woman in such a relaxed state, that she will forget all about the Eastenders Christmas Special.

The thing about this is the 10 speed feature - whoever you buy this should know how to fully utilise them all. With a little time and patience, you will give your loved one a night to remember.

My girlfriend likes me to use this to relax her - there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth - the trick is to take your time to explore the functions fully and note the results. You can even use this to work tight knots out of your girls back, lower back and neck.

I would suggest that people buy a set of cheap condoms too - additionally, warm lubricant is always welcomed.

NEVER USE ANY KIND OF TIGER BALM ON THIS MASSAGER! PRE-WARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.



Edited by: "shauno1" 27th Dec 2015

this toy will be a new favourite in your kinky toy box.


LoL....

don't forget 10% off your first order

shauno1

there are certain places where it tickles and so on and so forth



some pics for us would be great, thanks
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