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12 Durex Pleasuremax Condoms £2.99 @ Savers
12 Durex Pleasuremax Condoms £2.99 @ Savers

12 Durex Pleasuremax Condoms £2.99 @ Savers

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Was in Savers today picking upa few things when I noticed they had 12 packs of Durex Pleasuremaz condoms (Ribbed and spotted) for only £2.99. The pack also had two free sachets of play cherry in too.

Was also in ASDA today where these were £7.85 or 2 for £15.

Nice little bargain, and I'm sure will last some of you the rest of the year...

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Spotted Pleasuremax are great for maximum pleasure

A man walks into Boots the chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk past the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of those in sex education classes at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this pack?"

The dad replies, "Those are for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for university students," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.

"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men son. One for January, one for February, one for..." :-D

Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent pregnancy.

Revolter;5384812

Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent … Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent pregnancy.



and there i was using them as gloves :?

Revolter;5384812

Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent … Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent pregnancy.


You learn something new every day! http://yeehahsmileys.com/smilies/rolleye0011.gif

Revolter;5384812

Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent … Condoms not only prevent the risk of STD's, they can also prevent pregnancy.



They are effective so long as the condom does its job properly, but condoms sometimes fail. Condoms fail because:
# The condom was not used properly

# The condom breaks during sex

# The condom was not manufactured properly

# The condom expiration date has passed (take the package's expiration date seriously, because they do lose their elasticity)

# The condom was damaged after manufacture

# The condom was used more than once

Proper Condom Use
# Avoid tearing or damaging the condom when you remove it from packaging.

# Unroll the condom over the erect *****

# Apply lubricant or spermicide. Do not use an oil-based lubricant as they damage latex condoms.

# Always remove the condom quickly after ejaculation. As the ***** shrinks it can allow sperm and its fluid to escape from the condom before the ***** is withdrawn.

Is this a flamin joke? :?

Banned

NB - Tried them. These will not fit larger men.

kapows;5384921

NB - Tried them. These will not fit larger men.

They're not meant for your ego!

to quote Garth from Waynes World - "ribbed for her pleasure, euwwwwwwwww!"

a toast to honour....get honour...stay honour...and if you cant come in her...come honour

Original Poster

These deals always turn out well!
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