16.5" colossus dildo surprise her this valentines £70.99 @ Amazon
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16.5" colossus dildo surprise her this valentines £70.99 @ Amazon

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Found 11th Feb 2015
Don't sit on the fence this valentines and give her what she wants

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Cheaper to buy her a cucumberand paint it black.
Edited by: "mccririck" 11th Feb 2015

Mite aswel use ur arm

Be cheaper to wait and see if one comes up on Amazon Warehouse.

showed this to my Mrs and she was wondering why 16.5 inches is described as "colossus" :-)

Only a fool would buy this, does anyone really believe that flashing your six incher would be much good after she had got used to this. Be like throwing a sausage up an entry

Bendown

Only a fool would buy this, does anyone really believe that flashing your … Only a fool would buy this, does anyone really believe that flashing your six incher would be much good after she had got used to this. Be like throwing a sausage up an entry



agreed. if you buy your Mrs a Lamborghini, don't be upset if she never ever wants to ride in your Ford Escort again..

Be like going into a tunnel after

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Bendown

Only a fool would buy this, does anyone really believe that flashing your … Only a fool would buy this, does anyone really believe that flashing your six incher would be much good after she had got used to this. Be like throwing a sausage up an entry



Must be a northerner! Only us can refer to a back alley as an 'entry'

Chuffers

Be cheaper to wait and see if one comes up on Amazon Warehouse.



i hope not to see one in amazon warehouse selling one 'slightly used' lol

traythegreat

CommentMust be a northerner! Only us can refer to a back alley as an … CommentMust be a northerner! Only us can refer to a back alley as an 'entry'



Does that mean when a Southerner is 'coming', they announce they are 'arriving'?

Love the reviews!

Like every review on first page is by a man hehe

Ordered thanks

djbenny1

Like every review on first page is by a man hehe



I looked to see the comedy comments but every review by the guys is a verified purchaser. oO
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