2000 Free Orgasm Keychains from Boffer (including postage). Goes live at 11:59pm tonight (Sunday 17th Aug).
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2000 Free Orgasm Keychains from Boffer (including postage). Goes live at 11:59pm tonight (Sunday 17th Aug).

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Found 17th Aug 2008
As you know, over the last 3 nights, Boffer has been giving away stuff for free (no postage to pay, either) in order to test their new website. The first night, they gave away 1000 copies of Doom 3. The second night, they had 5000 CDs to give away. Last night, they put up 5000 packs of photo paper. Tonight, the 4th night, it's the turn of the Orgasm keychain. Below is Boffer's description of this lovely item:We have the details of the next free Boffer offer below:

Orgasm Keychain

This little device will cause huge embarrassment to anyone you give it to.

When you press the lips, the Screaming Orgasm Key chain makes an incredibly lifelike sound, close your eyes you could be there!

Sounds exactly like the girls do when they're faking it!


Click here to see the video:

youtube.com/wat…y-s

This freebie is available to all registered boffer members.

The offer goes live at 11:59pm and is on a one per customer first come, first served basis. When it's gone, it's gone.

You have to register to order from them, but don't worry about that - they're part of bigpockets.co.uk. If you are worried, check out the thread on the Boffer thread the DVDForums:

thedvdforums.com/for…357


Links to previous freebie offers from Boffer:

hotukdeals.com/ite…om/

hotukdeals.com/ite…-at

hotukdeals.com/ite…ive

hotukdeals.com/ite…ist

hotukdeals.com/ite…ree

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Original Poster

Here is it:

http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/site/images/SHIPIT/GADGET069.jpg

But you must have a pierced p or v to use it

do people actually receive these things

linw;2764237

do people actually receive these things



Yep got my copy of Doom 3 from Boffer yesterday :thumbsup:

hotukdeals.com/ite…st/

Will prove that this company are legit, they are also a sister company of bigpockets.co.uk who are a very reputable and well known retailer.

yes its all legit.

I wonder if this'll turn up in discrete packaging or in large letters saying " YOUR ORGASM KEYRING INSIDE"

Banned

john23;2765359

I wonder if this'll turn up in discrete packaging or in large letters … I wonder if this'll turn up in discrete packaging or in large letters saying " YOUR ORGASM KEYRING INSIDE"



or if the postie accidentally presses it whilst delivering it lol

salder21;2765470

or if the postie accidentally presses it whilst delivering it lol



Now that would be embarrassing :oops:

Thanks

i'm saving this one for xmas, i'm a shylock

lol give it ya m8 in town

Banned

i wish i saw the doom 3 offer

Hey, fab offer ordered the free photo paper today, hoping to get this one too!!

Cool, got the paper, hopefully gety this too!

How do we do it?

Just register (Hope they don't need many details :P)and then click something tonight?

EDIT:Found it Just go to deal at 1200pm and login, and click send or whatever

lol I take it I missed this... SOLD OUT!

Damn sold OUT i went to skegness last week they were selling them for 1 pound but didnt buy oh well missed out on this freebie and the 1 pound one :x

Original Poster

No, you haven't missed it and it isn't sold out. It starts at 11:59pm this evening. It won't even show up on the site until that time.

Prufrock;2766386

No, you haven't missed it and it isn't sold out. It starts at 11:59pm … No, you haven't missed it and it isn't sold out. It starts at 11:59pm this evening. It won't even show up on the site until that time.



lol silly me didnt read title duhhh :oops: ok will stay u 4 it then lol thanks

Ive voted this cold, why doesnt it sound like a man. woman fake an orgasm, a man can fake a whole relationship.

All the girls out there, what do you think of this? Invented by a man who couldnt help a girl to achieve her personal best.

Original Poster

craig guy;2766452

All the girls out there, what do you think of this? Invented by a man who … All the girls out there, what do you think of this? Invented by a man who couldnt help a girl to achieve her personal best.





I'm female and I think it's funny. That's the whole point. It's meant to be a joke. I think you're assuming too much about the inventor (s).


When Boffer give away a sense of humour, I'll drop you a pm.

Prufrock;2766647

I'm female and I think it's funny. That's the whole point. It's meant to … I'm female and I think it's funny. That's the whole point. It's meant to be a joke. I think you're assuming too much about the inventor (s).When Boffer give away a sense of humour, I'll drop you a pm.



I accept your point. why dont we have the male orgasm key ring ?

:giggle:

How many are there? :?

Original Poster

2000...


or are you talking about men who fake orgasms? If that's what you mean, I'd say the answer is 0.

Prufrock;2767420

2000...or are you talking about me who fake orgasms? If that's what you … 2000...or are you talking about me who fake orgasms? If that's what you mean, I'd say the answer is 0.



:oops: Didnt read the title properly...:p

I accept your point. why dont we have the male orgasm key ring ?[/QUOTE]

EEEEAWWWW! :oops:

Original Poster

Queen'O'Deals;2767460

EEEEAWWWW! :oops:




There is that, too...don't think there's anything sexy about the sound of a man reaching orgasm...:roll:

Prufrock;2767564

There is that, too...don't think there's anything sexy about the sound of … There is that, too...don't think there's anything sexy about the sound of a man reaching orgasm...:roll:



What happens when you press the button? :oops:

Original Poster

dontdothatagain;2767577

What happens when you press the button? :oops:




He shoots, he farts, he snores... :>

Prufrock;2767595

He shoots, he snores... :>



:giggle:

didn't fancy the other offers, so didn't bother signing up. But an "Orgasm" keychain....mmmmm....I just gotta have one of those.

thanks! h&r added

31 Minutes to go by my count. Wonder how long boffer.co.uk are going to be testing their site for?

Only 19 mins to go

Ive got to be honest - i don't need, want or have ever thourght of having one of these things

I am so tired & need some sleep as got to be up for work at 5am

But just knowing that someone got a free orgasm & i missed out is eating my insides out - so i am staying up
:x

6 Minutes More! Oh.. yea.. oh yea.. baby... yea..yea !

Original Poster

7minutes to go, folks...


Why are people voting this cold? It's free. If you don't want it, don't go for it. Free is free...


I don't think they are doing a freebie offer tomorrow night, as Oli said something along those lines on the Boffer forums. I believe they are putting up an unbelievably great deal, though, as they want to test the payment servers under load.

dontdothatagain;2767577

What happens when you press the button? :oops:



youtube.com/wat…y-s :oops:

I wonder if they'll manage to get rid of all 2000 keychains. I doubt the site has 2000+ members at this early stage.
I suspect this will be their last freebie to test/promote the site.

:prop:3 mins to go, then I can hit my bed !!!!
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