3 Course Valentines Meal For 2 Only £1.97 @ Asda

Brilliant but was only looking to spend £1.80

You’ll spend more than what you saved on divorce lawyers afterwards.. ‌

John_Atkinso-fe2b1.475731st Feb

Brilliant but was only looking to spend £1.80

Substitute the coke for water and voila

nihir1 m ago

You’ll spend more than what you saved on divorce lawyers afterwards.. ( …You’ll spend more than what you saved on divorce lawyers afterwards.. ‌ Read lessRead more

Very good point ‌

reindeer3331 m ago

Substitute the coke for water and voila

Sorted. Cheers

lucky lady

@reindeer333 Love it

don't want to loose my bird

Will this deal guarantee me some Trim afterwoods?

Don't forget the card!

John_Atkinso-fe2b1.475737 m ago

Brilliant but was only looking to spend £1.80

Tell her to drink tape water. That’s 17p saved for Coke... ‌

Arsenal12343 m ago

Don't forget the card![Image]

Just print off your own for free... (well bar the printer ink)

[Thanks Chanchi]

Very romantic, indeed!

Only spend this much on your partner if you honestly think they're the one.....

For when taking her to Greggs is too much effort and expense ...

tharinduasanka33 m ago

don't want to loose my bird

lose

My bloke is lucky, I don't like coleslaw or garlic bread. So take away the trimmings and I've saved him 75p. I'm a cheap date.

Let's see how many people get dumped after reading this, this valentines day.

Well. That's my Valentine's Day sorted.



Just need to find a girlfriend now...

Ill get it from morrisons .. misses gets staff discount too 😃

Cheapskate


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tharinduasanka1 h, 15 m ago

don't want to loose my bird

I thought she was pretty loose already to be honest

ezzer7240 m ago

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You should ask for a refund if the entertainment isn't to your satisfaction.

@summerof76 we can do it now xxx

Fantastic - I can't think of a better way to get rid of 'her'. I can then take my 'bit on the side' out for a proper meal and some rumpy pumpy actually on Valentines day

Splashmo1 h, 26 m ago

Well. That's my Valentine's Day sorted.[Image] Just need to find a …Well. That's my Valentine's Day sorted.[Image] Just need to find a girlfriend now...Read lessRead more

They didn't have size 28 for the missus damn.

This is misleading.
It is cola and not Coke, which is a branded cola. 17p for Coke it is not.

rooney102 h, 11 m ago

lucky lady

You mean lucky man
Is it a sexist comment that men treat women. Surely this is sexist. Women demand equality when it suits them.

John_Atkinso-fe2b1.475739 m ago

They didn't have size 28 for the missus damn.

Maybe you should wear them then

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, looking into my eyes. And you're under! You will not want the garlic baguette. Garlic will make your breath smell. You don't want it. And 1, 2, 3 and you're back in the room.

Don't forget to add on the divorce costs as well! Still a bargain though.

I had a christmas dinner in Asda but found a pube in the gravy !! When I complained, they told me that it was turkey with all the trimmings

M_z1 h, 42 m ago

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I'm taking my ex to see this on saturday !

And now putting on my crash helmet whilst ducking for cover

Common.Sense59 m ago

This is misleading. It is cola and note Coke, which is a branded cola. 17p …This is misleading. It is cola and note Coke, which is a branded cola. 17p for Coke it is not.Read lessRead more

Yawn

This just might work..... All for £18.04


This plus a 7p card then a bottle of vodka to forget it all

But honestly just shows even if you don't have much you can get all this 👌

PS their 60p pizzas are a good base for adding to make your own pizza

Scoff all you like but I would be appreciative if he put that much thought into it - he doesn’t need to spend a lot just to think about spending it

JamesDougal36 m ago

This just might work..... All for £18.04This plus a 7p card then a bottle …This just might work..... All for £18.04This plus a 7p card then a bottle of vodka to forget it all But honestly just shows even if you don't have much you can get all this 👌Read lessRead more

Yes and if you get checkout smart you can save on your vodka too

fatabelly1 h, 7 m ago

Just highlights the childish stupidity of the members of this site. …Just highlights the childish stupidity of the members of this site. Nothing but a bunch of saddo losers who think they’re funny! But sadly they’re about as funny as a dose of syphilis. Just like the kind of vile disease which most of them already have! And no doubt they obtained it their rampant interbreeding!Read lessRead more

Still single this year too?