3 HOLE WARM ACRYL BALACLAVA PAINTBALL ARMY BLACK - £3.25 Amazon sold by M-Trading.
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3 HOLE WARM ACRYL BALACLAVA PAINTBALL ARMY BLACK - £3.25 Amazon sold by M-Trading.

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Found 17th Dec 2012
Seems like a bargain. Perfect for keeping you warm whilst out carol singing, waiting for a bus or for late night walks home from the pub when you've had a few. Or maybe to surprise the wife in bed giving her that all new experience feeling of being with someone new (or something like that).

Maybe wear under your beard when playing Santa for the kids so they'll never guess it's actually dad bringing their presents. It'll make it a christmas they'll never forget.

You have to read the reviews on Amazon for this - they're hilarious, although a little worrying too.

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Scary!

You left the bit out about robbing the neighbours house

Thanks, will rob a bank on December 21

Thief! ......Hot from me! Hehe

mmmm tempted things getting desperate after not finding a single level 3

What I am looking for is the opposite of this.

(a knitted ballgag and knitted sunglasses!)
Edited by: "gaijintendo" 17th Dec 2012

steal... at that price

will do well for me in Northern Ireland at the protesting haha :P

Me and my vigilante group been looking for these at the right price for ages. Can stop using tights now

Phila4

. Or maybe to surprise the wife in bed giving her that all new … . Or maybe to surprise the wife in bed giving her that all new experience feeling of being ...

... scared witless oO

This goes well with the baseball bat posted yesterday hotukdeals.com/dea…985
Edited by: "TheM" 17th Dec 2012

Original Poster

These are the height of fashion in Croydon.....................................................

Original Poster

Gakusei

... scared witless oO




Well it surprised my missus alright - we left the light on. Although I did turn it round so it was back-to-front.............................

I thought you meant to give it a good stretch and wear it downstrairs!

I'll have to vote cold, sorry. My local bank wouldn't let me in wearing one, I had to go into a charity shop instead....

Coming soon to a bank near you!!!!

Glad you put paintball in the title, I took one of these on a paintballing day, all my mates where laughing at me, they all had skin tight jeans and sweatshirts on... hehehehehe

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catch22

I'll have to vote cold, sorry. My local bank wouldn't let me in wearing … I'll have to vote cold, sorry. My local bank wouldn't let me in wearing one, I had to go into a charity shop instead....





I was thinking - would be good for going to the bank if you wanted a loan, but were worrying that if they turned you down it would affect your credit rating. No need to worry anymore - they won't know it's you.

had me foxed at first... worked out the first two holes are for your legs.... whats the other hole for ?

Lots of balaclavas on eBay - all despatched from Ulster, for some reason.

Thanks, should come in handy the next time I do over a post office.

My Google history tells a fab story, I've been looking at metal baseball bats, Magnalight flashlights, and now balaclava's..

Officer.... honest.. I was only looking for some flamedeer !!!

Cheers got one for the wife

This review was worth pulling from amazon, brilliant

Time slowly trudged on as I crouched in the thick bushes across from my … Time slowly trudged on as I crouched in the thick bushes across from my targets position, I had been there for some time and an involuntary yawn dared to escape my mouth until I muffled it with my now cold, muddy hands. Thankfully, any fear that if detected I would be recognised by my target was placed far from my mind thanks to the nights' thick December cloud cover and my 3 HOLE WARM ACRYL BALACLAVA PAINTBALL ARMY BLACK balaclava. Eventually, after much waiting, my target exited his hideout, or 'garden shed' as they're more commonly known. Now content with locking the door to his lair and with his back turned, I decided; this was the time to act. Carefully avoiding the various kitsch garden gnomes posing by my hiding place I slowly crept out of the bushes, being careful not to get my 3 HOLE WARM ACRYL BALACLAVA PAINTBALL ARMY BLACK balaclava caught on any of the harsh twigs prodding my personage. After a 2 metre trek across the wet grass and a near run in with the carp pond I was now safely behind my target. Slowly, I unsheathed my weapon, the target still preoccupied with the dodgy lock to his lair not suspecting a thing as I struck him full force about the head with an oversized rubber chicken, knocking him clean out. Just as he collapsed to the floor, my mission now partially complete, several screams from the house behind me heralded the arrival of the targets spouse and children! "Damn!" I exclaimed, cursing my bad luck they had arrived home late. I darted across the garden with a finesse rarely seen in even the noblest of steeds and grabbed one of the kitsch garden gnomes, a well placed throw taking out the targets wife and two children as it exploded into shrapnel, any guilt easily expunged by the fact they were all wearing Cold Play shirts. All barriers to the final completion of my mission now rendered inoperable I crept into the now open house and up the stairs, careful not to trip on the slightly lifted stair rug. Finally, I could complete my mission, with a mad dash I ran into my bedroom and removed my 3 HOLE WARM ACRYL BALACLAVA PAINTBALL ARMY BLACK balaclava, nimbly slid on my Pyjamas and gracefully jumped into bed. To this day, not a soul knows I went to see the new Twilight film. Not. A. Soul.

Hot ordered ...
Pls see my listings on eBay after crimbo

Heat for the description alone. You lot are too funny.

jtomo

Or...even … Or...even cheaper..http://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-military-style-hole-balaclava/dp/B002XEFDN0/ref=pd_sim_sg_6



I got one of these last year, perfect for the 5:30 AM cycle to the station. I might get some looks on the off chance anyone is around but I pass by so quickly it doesn't bother me.

It can also be rolled up for the daylight hours so it doesn't look too much like any other hat.
Edited by: "omgpleasespamme" 17th Dec 2012

Profit to be made selling these at the Belfast Christmas Market for sure

h4mza

Thanks, will rob a bank on December 21



Make it the 20th December. Remember, the world ends on the 21st, so you've got to be fast spending it.

Unfortunately when I posted a similar deal last week the helpful mods removed it as the seller (through play) didn't have a million zillion star rating, nobs

Goes well with the baseball bat offer of yesterday

X) Kudos for the novelty value.

Not that I ever could be, but If I were in a situation where I'd want to wear a three hole balaclava, I'd never wear an acrylic one. Not as warm as wool, and really, really nasty if some toerag throws a petrol bomb -- wool offers some protection, acrylic melts into the skin.

that picture suggests it has no back - is it a bala, a clava, or both?

HTFCLUKE

Cheers got one for the wife


Showoff. I never get good swapsies.

uktottys

Goes well with the baseball bat offer of yesterday



thats where he probs saw it. see the top comment.

omgpleasespamme

I got one of these last year, perfect for the 5:30 AM cycle to the … I got one of these last year, perfect for the 5:30 AM cycle to the station. I might get some looks on the off chance anyone is around but I pass by so quickly it doesn't bother me.It can also be rolled up for the daylight hours so it doesn't look too much like any other hat.




Bet you get a seat on the train if not the whole carriage.

was just looking at the 'Customers who bought this item also bought' section and noticed that people had also bought wooden or aluminium baseball bats, hunting knives and......crossbow pistols. oO

Do they deliver to N.Ireland

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busted

had me foxed at first... worked out the first two holes are for your … had me foxed at first... worked out the first two holes are for your legs.... whats the other hole for ?





Depends on whether you're a giver...........................or receiver. oO
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