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Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol.
Buy one of these amazon.co.uk/Sie…h=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.
Pokey19/07/2019 22:33

Amazon's brand names are terrible.


Ethically terrible too. It's one of the reasons why they're getting sued by EU..

They use 3rd party sellers data to create a product to compete with the top sellers, then inflating the advertising costs for everybody as its 'competition'. In the end, Amazon Basics brand doesn't need to make money, they simply force 3rd party sellers to pay more in advertising due to amazon controlled competition.
Edited by: "Inquisitor" 19th Jul
johnnyd57uk19/07/2019 23:33

Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans …Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol. Buy one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sieyes-Handheld-Toilet-Shattaf-Sprayer/dp/B07B6N8TF9/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet%2Bspray%2Bgun&qid=1563575463&s=gateway&sr=8-2&th=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.


Agree - At work, I just use the cubicle wall
johnnyd57uk19/07/2019 23:33

Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans …Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol. Buy one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sieyes-Handheld-Toilet-Shattaf-Sprayer/dp/B07B6N8TF9/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet%2Bspray%2Bgun&qid=1563575463&s=gateway&sr=8-2&th=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.

126 Comments
Lestat6920/07/2019 12:46

Absolutely true!🙌Old fashioned, antiquated way of cleaning your bum!:) …Absolutely true!🙌Old fashioned, antiquated way of cleaning your bum!:) Those clever shower heads are best thing about my Middle East travels!:) Lol:) Every household and toilet has one!Yet we think European countries are sooo civilised! May as well be cave people when it comes to the above issue😜


"European countries" So Mediterranean ones like Italy and Spain with bidets don't count?
hotmep20/07/2019 12:50

if you have a really really good diet you don't even need to wipe, it just …if you have a really really good diet you don't even need to wipe, it just comes out without a trace. I believe people call it a ghost poo.




Warning - offensive language in clip.
Mugginz20/07/2019 13:01

"European countries" So Mediterranean ones like Italy and Spain with …"European countries" So Mediterranean ones like Italy and Spain with bidets don't count?


They do but I have never seen that in Spain or Italy- must have visited cheap hotels then!:)
Is that new thing over there?:)

I have only seen stuff like that in Middle East to be honest and even better ones in Japan and China where entire toilet seat is automated and there are a lot of options to choose from

bidetsplus.com/japanese-toilet-seats/

OK, European counties with exception of Italy and Spain then!😜
Edited by: "Lestat69" 20th Jul
suzy1819/07/2019 22:55

Thanks I just got 45 toilet rolls for £8.79 including the 15% subscription …Thanks I just got 45 toilet rolls for £8.79 including the 15% subscription discount. Had these toilet rolls before and can’t complain.https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B07PZW7YWW/ref=mh_s9_acsd_bw_wf_a_CPBEUWat_cdl_86?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=mobile-hybrid-4&pf_rd_r=RPAHEC9MQAHQEP95V7CY&pf_rd_t=1201&pf_rd_p=7889af1f-ffd1-4d02-ae4f-6f58346e4cde&pf_rd_i=16194180031


We use the eco version and it is very good. Would buy a load more but already got loads in attic
Just reordered my 'this months deliveries' and then skipped my previously current ones and save the 30% ....
THANKS OP WOW

Order SummaryItem(s) Subtotal:
£18.32
Postage & Packing:
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Total Before VAT:
£18.32
VAT:
£3.67

Total:
£21.99
Promotion Applied:
-£8.80

Grand Total:
£13.19
Arriving Wed, 31 Jul Why this date?

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Amazon Brand - Presto! 3-Ply Quilted Toilet Tissues, 45 Rolls ( 5 x 9 x 200 sheets)- Pattern: Flower
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£21.99
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Edited by: "Mr.Mac" 20th Jul
charliemike20/07/2019 13:01

I don’t understand the bathroom a.ss hoses. Every time I use one, I end up …I don’t understand the bathroom a.ss hoses. Every time I use one, I end up with “slurry” everywhere and a flooded bathroom floor?Best compromise I’ve found is to wet your toilet paper under the sink tap before use. This gives you a much cleaner ring and less paper useage. Getting fully clean with dry toilet paper means I’m red raw before I’ve stopped turning the loo roll brown.




Granted there are no pictograms provided with them in most cases but as a general rule:
Aim at your bum and maintain close distance and ideally remain seated on the toilet seat while you do it!
Trying to imagine where exactly you are going wrong with the above :/

Maybe also adjust spray pattern! 😜
Edited by: "Lestat69" 20th Jul
Pokey19/07/2019 22:33

Amazon's brand names are terrible.


Not sure what you guys are whining about, I’ve been buying them for a good 4-5 years and I’ve never ever had a single issues with them.
charliemike20/07/2019 13:01

I don’t understand the bathroom a.ss hoses. Every time I use one, I end up …I don’t understand the bathroom a.ss hoses. Every time I use one, I end up with “slurry” everywhere and a flooded bathroom floor?Best compromise I’ve found is to wet your toilet paper under the sink tap before use. This gives you a much cleaner ring and less paper useage. Getting fully clean with dry toilet paper means I’m red raw before I’ve stopped turning the loo roll brown.


A drop of baby lotion on a paper does the trick
SilkySean19/07/2019 22:38

[Image] £24.67 for 32 rolls of Kitchen Paper, is that a good …[Image] £24.67 for 32 rolls of Kitchen Paper, is that a good deal???????????


Try the multi purpose 100 sheet - not part of the 30% deal but on 15% s&s they work out at £9.10 for 12 rolls. Trust me, you’ll never go back to another kitchen roll!! Good quality and each roll lasts so much longer than any I’ve ever tried!!
Really regretting reading this deal thread at lunch time.
Edited by: "morgie" 20th Jul
suzy1819/07/2019 22:55

Thanks I just got 45 toilet rolls for £8.79 including the 15% subscription …Thanks I just got 45 toilet rolls for £8.79 including the 15% subscription discount. Had these toilet rolls before and can’t complain.https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B07PZW7YWW/ref=mh_s9_acsd_bw_wf_a_CPBEUWat_cdl_86?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=mobile-hybrid-4&pf_rd_r=RPAHEC9MQAHQEP95V7CY&pf_rd_t=1201&pf_rd_p=7889af1f-ffd1-4d02-ae4f-6f58346e4cde&pf_rd_i=16194180031


19.5p per roll but only 200 sheets per roll (with the 30% plus the 15% discounts). This simply can't beat the value of the Lidl toilet roll if you are going there anyway, 22p per roll but 400 sheets. Double the length so this would have to be half the lidl price per roll to be comparable.
johnnyd57uk19/07/2019 23:33

Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans …Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol. Buy one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sieyes-Handheld-Toilet-Shattaf-Sprayer/dp/B07B6N8TF9/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet%2Bspray%2Bgun&qid=1563575463&s=gateway&sr=8-2&th=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.


Do they do them in brown? Asking for a friend..
Cheers, bought the wipes at a very good price. Bought 3 boxes
Hmmm, interesting thread. I buy Lidl toilet roll but find myself using two sheets folded for each wipe so this might be a false economy - can I ask any posh users of 3 ply Andrex etc, do you use one sheet as they are bigger and thicker? Always wondered what it must be like...
johnnyd57uk19/07/2019 23:33

Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans …Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol. Buy one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sieyes-Handheld-Toilet-Shattaf-Sprayer/dp/B07B6N8TF9/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet%2Bspray%2Bgun&qid=1563575463&s=gateway&sr=8-2&th=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.


Perfect for contaminating your drinking supply with ****
johnnyd57uk20/07/2019 09:45

Absolutely. Have lived in Malaysia where we had one in each bathroom. Bum …Absolutely. Have lived in Malaysia where we had one in each bathroom. Bum guns lol are standard in most of the Far East. So hygienic. Perhaps it will be the next household craze. The only downside for me is that its connected to the cold supply ..brrrr. You need full bore couplings or a regulator attached to cold and hot supplies. Well worth it tho. I used one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07BLVDKZJ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 directly atattched to the isolator valve (full bore only)


I get this cleans the bum hole but surely the spray it gives off must be full of feaces? Imagine if everyone in a household bum sprays with said bum gun, probably poop from ceiling to floor even if not visible.
The hell have I just been reading?
bazza6020/07/2019 09:07

I don't understand why the western world do not use these "bum guns", I …I don't understand why the western world do not use these "bum guns", I visited Thailand 3 years ago, where these are fitted in the majority of bathrooms, I fitted one in my bathroom within days of returning home, so clean and hygienic!!


Because the 'western' world largely has a decent sewer system
Lestat6920/07/2019 13:05

They do but I have never seen that in Spain or Italy- must have visited …They do but I have never seen that in Spain or Italy- must have visited cheap hotels then!:) Is that new thing over there?:) I have only seen stuff like that in Middle East to be honest and even better ones in Japan and China where entire toilet seat is automated and there are a lot of options to choose from bidetsplus.com/japanese-toilet-seats/OK, European counties with exception of Italy and Spain then!😜


No, you're right. Not so common in hotels, etc. but a very normal thing for family homes there (more so, for Italy in my experience) so you would find in Airbnbs and some hotels.
While I agree the bumwash/bidet is a cleaner more hygienic system overall, the prospect of shared public facilities is a bit disgusting, mainly because people cannot be trusted to use common sense and/or lacking sanitisation supplies in public toilets. Same goes for here in "Anglo-Saxon" countries, lacking the spray stuff to clean the seat most of the time.
Edit: Japan (on my list to visit) probably have this figured out well, but still some pretty nasty public toilets?
Edited by: "Mugginz" 20th Jul
MarkTippett20/07/2019 14:01

I get this cleans the bum hole but surely the spray it gives off must be …I get this cleans the bum hole but surely the spray it gives off must be full of feaces? Imagine if everyone in a household bum sprays with said bum gun, probably poop from ceiling to floor even if not visible.


OK, the way I was using that was to give it a final once over!:) lol:)

So I still use good old toilet paper, but instead of using half a roll polishing my behind, I use much less and wash it at the end!

God, this thread is something else!
Edited by: "Lestat69" 20th Jul
Lestat6920/07/2019 14:16

OK, the way I was using that was to give it a final once over!:) lol:)So I …OK, the way I was using that was to give it a final once over!:) lol:)So I still use good old toilet paper, but instead of using have a roll polishing my behind, I use much less and wash it at the end!God, this thread is something else!


MarkTippett20/07/2019 14:01

I get this cleans the bum hole but surely the spray it gives off must be …I get this cleans the bum hole but surely the spray it gives off must be full of feaces? Imagine if everyone in a household bum sprays with said bum gun, probably poop from ceiling to floor even if not visible.


Now, for the real eye opener for you.

Have you ever been to McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, other?

OK.

Have you ever used one of the self service touch screens?

Guess, what the swabs found to be one common ingredient linking them all?

Faeces! 🤢🤮

Read and revolt!

metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-found-on-every-mcdonalds-touchscreen-tested-8178486/

And you are worried about visiting toilets!
Edited by: "Lestat69" 20th Jul
Toilet paper, really?

I use the three sea shells.
Lestat6920/07/2019 14:22

Now, for the real eye opener for you.Have you ever been to McDonalds, KFC, …Now, for the real eye opener for you.Have you ever been to McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, other?OK.Have you ever used one of the self service touch screens?Guess, what the swabs found to be one common ingredient linking them all?Faeces! 🤢🤮 Read and revolt!metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-found-on-every-mcdonalds-touchscreen-tested-8178486/And you are worried about visiting toilets!


Well I'm sure the majority of us are using touch screens on here. I imagine we're all typing through feaces as we type, as I know majority of blokes I know use phone on toilet me included I must say!
Sooo getting back to the deal, in regards to the bog roll, is the 2 ply soft enough or is it worth spending an extra few pounds and getting the 3 ply?
Edited by: "SilkySean" 20th Jul
MarkTippett20/07/2019 14:27

Well I'm sure the majority of us are using touch screens on here. I …Well I'm sure the majority of us are using touch screens on here. I imagine we're all typing through feaces as we type, as I know majority of blokes I know use phone on toilet me included I must say!


That’s it!:)

I am unsubscribing from this thread!;)

At least until after tea time! 😜
Edited by: "Lestat69" 20th Jul
dribspak20/07/2019 10:01

Not to mention real early


7:34 is not early if you need baby wipes...
That's a lie in.
Edited by: "jayhutton10" 20th Jul
Lestat6920/07/2019 14:28

That’s it!:) I am unsubscribing from this thread!;) At least until after t …That’s it!:) I am unsubscribing from this thread!;) At least until after tea time! 😜


Just remember if it's your own poop it doesn't count. A bit like smelling your own fart
MarkTippett20/07/2019 14:27

Well I'm sure the majority of us are using touch screens on here. I …Well I'm sure the majority of us are using touch screens on here. I imagine we're all typing through feaces as we type, as I know majority of blokes I know use phone on toilet me included I must say!


Yes, what's up with that... In the service stations, cricket stadiums and at work I see more and more men not washing their hands after taking a pee.... Is this a new cool thing??? Can't say it used to be like this, even 10 years ago!!
urgurinder20/07/2019 14:35

Yes, what's up with that... In the service stations, cricket stadiums and …Yes, what's up with that... In the service stations, cricket stadiums and at work I see more and more men not washing their hands after taking a pee.... Is this a new cool thing??? Can't say it used to be like this, even 10 years ago!!


I think that's pretty gross to be fair, see it all the time then go around shop touching everything with willy hand.
johnnyd57uk20/07/2019 09:45

Absolutely. Have lived in Malaysia where we had one in each bathroom. Bum …Absolutely. Have lived in Malaysia where we had one in each bathroom. Bum guns lol are standard in most of the Far East. So hygienic. Perhaps it will be the next household craze. The only downside for me is that its connected to the cold supply ..brrrr. You need full bore couplings or a regulator attached to cold and hot supplies. Well worth it tho. I used one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07BLVDKZJ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 directly atattched to the isolator valve (full bore only)



All Muslim households even in uk that don’t have a bidet installed use something like this along with toilet paper 38116950-McgM9.jpg

anyway could you point me to a good tutorial video where I can install the bidet please
SilkySean19/07/2019 22:38

[Image] £24.67 for 32 rolls of Kitchen Paper, is that a good …[Image] £24.67 for 32 rolls of Kitchen Paper, is that a good deal???????????


Not really, 50p a roll in supermarkets
jamran20/07/2019 15:15

All Muslim households even in uk that don’t have a bidet installed use s …All Muslim households even in uk that don’t have a bidet installed use something like this along with toilet paper [Image] anyway could you point me to a good tutorial video where I can install the bidet please


How on earth do you use a teapot to clean your ringpiece? Do you have to do a handstand?
Edited by: "charliemike" 20th Jul
suzy1819/07/2019 22:55

Thanks I just got 45 toilet rolls for £8.79 including the 15% subscription …Thanks I just got 45 toilet rolls for £8.79 including the 15% subscription discount. Had these toilet rolls before and can’t complain.https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B07PZW7YWW/ref=mh_s9_acsd_bw_wf_a_CPBEUWat_cdl_86?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=mobile-hybrid-4&pf_rd_r=RPAHEC9MQAHQEP95V7CY&pf_rd_t=1201&pf_rd_p=7889af1f-ffd1-4d02-ae4f-6f58346e4cde&pf_rd_i=16194180031


2-ply living a dangerous life
Supa20/07/2019 13:38

19.5p per roll but only 200 sheets per roll (with the 30% plus the 15% …19.5p per roll but only 200 sheets per roll (with the 30% plus the 15% discounts). This simply can't beat the value of the Lidl toilet roll if you are going there anyway, 22p per roll but 400 sheets. Double the length so this would have to be half the lidl price per roll to be comparable.


Are the Lidl toilet rolls any good?
johnnyd57uk19/07/2019 23:33

Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans …Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol. Buy one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sieyes-Handheld-Toilet-Shattaf-Sprayer/dp/B07B6N8TF9/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet%2Bspray%2Bgun&qid=1563575463&s=gateway&sr=8-2&th=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.


45” of stainless steel hose. How far up am I supposed to clean?
johnnyd57uk19/07/2019 23:33

Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans …Toilet paper is a disgusting product that clogs our sewers and cleans nothing. Ask your other half to do the "sniff test" if you dont believe me lol. Buy one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sieyes-Handheld-Toilet-Shattaf-Sprayer/dp/B07B6N8TF9/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet%2Bspray%2Bgun&qid=1563575463&s=gateway&sr=8-2&th=1 and connect it to your mains water supply if you really want to be shiny and clean.


I don't mind the idea but surely with a handle there you would get stuff spraying back on to your hand? Just looks too close.
Edited by: "Meathotukdeals" 20th Jul
SilkySean19/07/2019 22:38

[Image] £24.67 for 32 rolls of Kitchen Paper, is that a good …[Image] £24.67 for 32 rolls of Kitchen Paper, is that a good deal???????????


Not really - hard to find when you need but when 25p a roll I buy a shitload and keep in my loft
lasuil20/07/2019 13:05

We use the eco version and it is very good. Would buy a load more but …We use the eco version and it is very good. Would buy a load more but already got loads in attic


Nothing eco about using rolls of paper to clean your ass, invest in a bidet
My gf uses a 'tabo' here and has begged me to install a sprayer thing... I just can't get my head around how they're used without creating a poo aerosol spraying everywhere..
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