6 'Durex Jeans' Durex Condoms £0.99 @ 99p Stores
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6 'Durex Jeans' Durex Condoms £0.99 @ 99p Stores

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Found 24th Oct 2015
Spotted in 99p stores in Bristol Broadmead. Handy for those able to get 6 sessions in before March 16 (when these expire). 99p stores also always do 18 condoms for 99p although not durex.

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Are they washable.

2 years worth 99p sweet

If these jeans have as many holes in as my teenage daughters then i think your gonna be in trouble ? Hers look like a tiger has been at em for a week !!!
Edited by: "lollypoplee" 24th Oct 2015

Denim condoms?

monkey1999

2 years worth 99p sweet


Don't come on here bragging!

I clicked on this just to read the comments......

Just have to educate those in the area how to use them now...

Boyee

Just have to educate those in the area how to use them now...



​just realised I had knowle shopping centre in my head. I take that back!

skinny, twisted or straight?

very thick and smell horrible

thanks guys - just knew the comments would be good - if only I had a use for these

shrink to fit?

Sonltt

very thick and smell horrible



If that's your match.com profile then I don't think you'll be needing these anytime soon!!

Banned

go bare back much nicer

Sonltt

very thick and smell horrible



​that's what it's like when your finished

do they have an expiry date?

Agree! Me too, came here for the comments

I just came here.

GoldSquid

do they have an expiry date?


Says March 2016, sadly I'll only have had the chance to use 1 by then so not cost effective

Banned

No use to me...Firing blanks theses days

lollypoplee

If these jeans have as many holes in as my teenage daughters then i think … If these jeans have as many holes in as my teenage daughters then i think your gonna be in trouble ? Hers look like a tiger has been at em for a week !!!



I missed the 's' off 'daughters' when I read that and then wondered if you were fritzel or something.

What a rock hard deal.

jaydeeuk1

I missed the 's' off 'daughters' when I read that and then wondered if … I missed the 's' off 'daughters' when I read that and then wondered if you were fritzel or something.



Giggity Giggity.

webtrawler

Are they washable.


Wash inside out.

Something for the weekend.

sblundell_1996

I clicked on this just to read the comments......



as always

Still got mine in my wallet from 2003.

No way I'm thr only one who clicked on the deal for comments.....

are they boyfriend fit??? coz not sure my hubby would approve!!

There is a word for people who use Denim condoms.

PARENTS

16p a trick, excellent value. I just need to pair it with Tesco dine for 2 and some cheap booze from the other thread...

Wash inside out

I use food bag's and a rubber band. Not because its cheaper just yet to find a condom big enough.

Can we return if it doesn't fit to a slightly large sized.....?

hukdbargain

I use food bag's and a rubber band. Not because its cheaper just yet to … I use food bag's and a rubber band. Not because its cheaper just yet to find a condom big enough.


Pinocchio, you've been told before, you're doing it wrong.
Also stop saying you love them or it'll keep getting bigger.

seriously guys get on adult work. com. you'll use them before the expiry!

They sent me skinny fit by mistake. Anybody wants it?

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

thought I share the joke.

Which Pharmacy it was?
Does she still working there

meloorsna

Which Pharmacy it was?Does she still working there


Lol
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