At a fraction of the price :) £179.99 - http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/1020869.htm#pdpFullProductInformation I'd probably format it and install lubuntu or mint (if it can run it). And add a portable HDD.
Sadly they aren't that popular :P but the idea is novel, and in the flesh this monitor does look great. You practically have a cheap imac pairing this with the hp monitor :)
Some detail here http://www8.hp.com/us/en/products/monitors/product-detail.html?oid=5342568#!tab=features
Chill dude, I know your not looking for friends/heat etc. but you can see their point.
I made an effort to post this deal. You should be grateful - not complain that I have not wasted more time on browsing the interenet for specs.