A Free Carrot for Rudolph at Morrisons
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A Free Carrot for Rudolph at Morrisons

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LocalFound 22nd Dec 2017
At the front of stores there should be a stand with a load of free carrots for Rudolph. Presumably they are from the Wonky Veg stock like last year.

Spotted in Colindale Morrisons and assumed to be national due to having a fancy stand.
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What about the rest of the reindeer?
32884607-jfJ2A.jpgI’m a morrisons colleague and this is how we gave away the carrots for Rudolph last year 😄
No free mince pie for santa?

He's up and down chimneys all night!
Edited by: "Ren2025" 23rd Dec 2017
Stuff Rudolph, that's my Christmas dinner sorted for free. Thanks OP and a Merry Xmas to you all.
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What about the rest of the reindeer?
No free mince pie for santa?

He's up and down chimneys all night!
Edited by: "Ren2025" 23rd Dec 2017
So...if you've got a red nose...you gets a carrot.........nice
Lovely!
Stuff Rudolph, that's my Christmas dinner sorted for free. Thanks OP and a Merry Xmas to you all.
Rudolph the Red Nose Alky who staggers round our town would prefer cider if there's any going spare?
Got excited thought there might be raindeer ! lol .
Prancer was a bit upset about this.
moomoomeemee10 m ago

Prancer was a bit upset about this.


Don't forget Dashed,Dancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dinner and Blitzen. That's another eight carrots please?
postmang21 m ago

Don't forget Dashed,Dancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dinner and Blitzen. …Don't forget Dashed,Dancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dinner and Blitzen. That's another eight carrots please?


Dinner???
It's either a Freudian slip or the damn predictive text, Dashed and Dinner!!
Who else knows why Rudolph is the only one with a red nose?
I would like a Cadburys creme egg
Makes for a good sex toy too. Top tip: Smear some chocolate spread on it so it blends in better
Morrison's seem to be getting some cracking ideas recently.
I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will waste them
On fictional
Reindeer
Ill have all the stock am on benefits
Sounds like a fair swap
NAT1428 m ago

I would like a Cadburys creme egg


My local shop has some
What about poor 🎅 how about a free wee dram???
robpw216 m ago

I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will …I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will waste themOn fictionalReindeer


Fictional??????? I don't thiiink so
32884607-jfJ2A.jpgI’m a morrisons colleague and this is how we gave away the carrots for Rudolph last year 😄
Nope no gold deer here
for Santa: Put with some oysters to make a pie,
Just oranges for stockings in Harrogate
bobbyt643 h, 56 m ago

Stuff Rudolph, that's my Christmas dinner sorted for free. Thanks OP and a …Stuff Rudolph, that's my Christmas dinner sorted for free. Thanks OP and a Merry Xmas to you all.


Is that a cooking instruction?
Didn't notice this in my local branch today. Cute idea
postmang5 h, 49 m ago

It's either a Freudian slip or the damn predictive text, Dashed and …It's either a Freudian slip or the damn predictive text, Dashed and Dinner!!


Isn’t Donner worried about being stuffed in a pitta anyway?
Edited by: "si7verwolf" 23rd Dec 2017
Simon_Green5 h, 55 m ago

Who else knows why Rudolph is the only one with a red nose?


You know I've never questioned this....now I must find the answer!
EazyDuz5 h, 51 m ago

Makes for a good sex toy too. Top tip: Smear some chocolate spread on it …Makes for a good sex toy too. Top tip: Smear some chocolate spread on it so it blends in better


I heard Jelly is good.. for the boys.. not like ibe tried it... I haven't I swear
robpw26 h, 5 m ago

I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will …I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will waste themOn fictionalReindeer


How do you know Morrisons haven't already provided more than the homeless shelters need and these are the surplus?

Also, this sort of thinking is a bit meaningless. Why are you on websites like this, posting things like that, rather than being outside and helping the homeless? Why don't you cancel your internet subscription and use the money you normally use for it, to donate to the homeless?
Ren202510 h, 23 m ago

No free mince pie for santa? He's up and down chimney's all night!


chimneys
ianhalling14 m ago

chimneys



Oops, I knew what I meant
robpw28 h, 52 m ago

I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will …I see no ones suggested taking these to the homeless shelter ... but will waste themOn fictionalReindeer



I don't think any homeless person would be very impressed if you gave them a carrot
mattturner75610 h, 5 m ago

Morrison's seem to be getting some cracking ideas recently.


Any examples?
Gitfinger2 h, 59 m ago

I don't think any homeless person would be very impressed if you gave them …I don't think any homeless person would be very impressed if you gave them a carrot


But it ok to suggest giving them gone off sandwiches
CazzleRazzle6 h, 59 m ago

You know I've never questioned this....now I must find the answer!


Because he stops all the other reindeer
Emma_Barnes7 h, 1 m ago

How do you know Morrisons haven't already provided more than the homeless …How do you know Morrisons haven't already provided more than the homeless shelters need and these are the surplus?Also, this sort of thinking is a bit meaningless. Why are you on websites like this, posting things like that, rather than being outside and helping the homeless? Why don't you cancel your internet subscription and use the money you normally use for it, to donate to the homeless?


No thanks - I’m not that fussed but the freebies section has become littered with do gooders and in the stale ikea sandwiches threads someone wanted to take more than they needed to give to the homeless .
32888340-yRk3A.jpgGreat offer. . Although he may have to join weight watchers in the new year.
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